Saint Motel

The best fucking and most underrated band in existence, who's songs you have to listen to twice to actually like. Almost all of their songs are on YouTube.

"A. J. Jackson is so cool. He's hot, and the lead singer of Saint Motel!"

by Maxter084 August 17, 2022

Saint Lawrence Company

A official faction in the Roblox game "Northwind", known for its so called corruption and random killing every colonist that they can find. They often over-rally during raids or just camp inside their fort safezone. Previously it was known as the "Hudson Bay Company".

Hey bro should we raid the Saint Lawrence Company fort?

by BDLazarus November 25, 2022

Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast

The place where I stole the margarine

Yes indeed, here we are!
At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
Where I stole the mar-juh-reen
An' widdled on the Bingo Cards in lieu of the latrine
I saw a handsome parish lady
Make her entrance like a queen
Why she was totally chenille
And her old man was a Marine
As she abused a sausage pattie
And said why don't you treat me mean?
(Hurt me, hurt me, hurt me, ooh)
At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
(Hah! Good God! Get off the bus!)
Where I stole the mar-juh-reen

Saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo
Oo-oo-wah

by Wicked Uncle Ernie December 25, 2022

saint joseph school fullerton

the worst school ever. located in phall md. the people suck, the school sucks, admin sucks. everything and everyone sucks. that place gave me trauma. many people say that they give kids religious trauma that will last with them. they also make gay kids hate them selves and have 0 self confidence when they graduate. everyone’s a either a fag or a whore/f boy.

things only sjs kids understand:

- weekly church even in 20° weather

- goguardian

- pizza w the bald ass priests

- safety duty

- being in band to skip class

- getting yelled at for even having a singular ring on

- no logos on socks

- recess on the muddy field/church parking lot
- that one kid w weather on the announcements
- race for education
- so. many. fucking. fundraisers.
- everyone acting like they’re the shit

- ugly uniforms

- the cringe school song

- mrs cornstarch + mrs forehead = the worst teachers

- mr ripley was a g

anyways fuck that place don’t send your kids there. it’s a waste of money go to phms.

person 1: what school do you go to?
person 2: st hoes

person 1: OH! s
person 2: unfortunately. saint joseph school fullerton sucks

by slayest slayer January 3, 2023

Saint Angela Merici

A school located in the bronx where they boys are ugly and dumb asf or decent and even worse. None of the 8th graders even have a clue of where their goin to high school cause they'll js end up as one of the many crackheads you'll see by the narcotics pharmacy not even a block from the school. This school is known for being ass at sports to the point they'll have highschoolers play for them but still cant manage to win a game. The principal shows favoritism to the boys in every aspect. At one point the boys had both a jv and varsity team with new jerseys while the girls could only have one varsity team with players 8-3rd using the boys old jerseys. The principal needs to stop sucking every dick she can find and focus on the fact that every male teacher she employs ends up being a pedophile and sexually harasses little boys and girls. You will pay 4000$ for a shitty education and a lecture on how sex can get you every where in life. Enjoy your limited time at SAMS

"Look at that crackhead tweakin out he prolly went to Saint Angela Merici"

by ifykyyk May 12, 2023

Saint Joseph Of Palisades high school

Saint joseph of the Palisades high school was a High school located in West new York, New Jersey. The school was founded in the 1930's and served a mix of educational services. However in the near end of its final decade, the quality education was reduced as they were struggling in enrollment and accepted a series of students who were suspended from other schools making it a deplorable location until it closed in 2009.

(1) “Religious And Moral Development”: (having a theology class cover a bias view of Christianity and punishing those who would debunk its core teachings. Most students by the time they reached year 4 had some type of moral development but not in the way Bishop David Arias Perez would have wanted. Some were pulling girl’s skirts, swimming team members trying to indoctrinate some of their new members with sexual acts)
(2) “To foster awareness of Catholic identity through a specific curriculum of religious education”; The only religious education was Theology, and that was mainly lectured in the beginning by priests or nuns who lost their temper at how disrespectful and vile the students took with no regard of respect to their teacher and students. The course which was repetitive for 4 years was useless and impractical to apply in anything realistic in academic terms since a majority never was spiritual to begin with.

The "saint joseph of palisades high school" is catholic.

by Saint joseph of the palisades August 7, 2023

Shant

A very specific kind of fart that starts as a fart then you realize its a shart coming on so you rush to the bathroom only for it to be a fart after all.

bro i swear to god i shant all the time. its so fucking annoying.

Dude i swear she wouldn't stop with shanting!

i ate some bad food and now i got the shants.

by (|-|4c| September 22, 2023