Seburp

To seduce a person through the act of burping

He seburped me into bed last night

by Dr target March 16, 2025

Seburp

To seduce a person through the act of burping

He seburped me into bed last night

by Dr target March 16, 2025

Secure

insurance, specifically life insurance.

John felt relieved after knowing that he had purchased life insurance, knowing that his family will be financially secure in the event of his premature death.

by Arminkshipper May 12, 2025

Sequentaneous

1. In sequence simultaneously

2. Everything all at once that has happened & is happening.

The sequentaneous arrival of three urgent messages overwhelmed her, each one demanding immediate attention as if time itself had collapsed into a single moment.

by Ethos Pathonolgy June 5, 2025

Security footage

If only the security footage was as good outside of EPSTEIN'S CELL! Right?

Hym "So he can release the security footage of the the contractor but the can't release the THOUSANDS OF VIDEO TAPES OF JEFFERY EPSTEIN APPARENTLY HAD ACCORDING TO PAM BONDI! Right? Jeffery Epstein had THOUSANDS of videos of minor sexual abuse and THE GOVERNMENT HAS IT RIGHT NOW... And INSTEAD OF USING THE FOOTAGE TO MAKE ARRESTS AND THEN PUBLICIZE IT SO WE CAN ALL SEE IT HAPPEN... They surround the Capitol with the national guard (leaving your kids wide open I might add) and then publicize THIS! THIS THINK I'M DOING! Instead of arresting the people on those thousands of video that THEY SAID THE HAVE they are using Jewish proxies to steal my shit. Look at that! Look at them doing that right now."

by Hym Iam September 1, 2025

Security Heavy

Obese/Big enough to "protect the whole place."

- From Cardi B's trial

Cardi B: "She's security heavy.."

Lawyer: "What does that mean?"

Cardi B: "Big enough to protect the place!"

by Dionaed September 2, 2025

Security Heavy

Adjective: To be so heavy as to appear capable of defending and/or protecting a building or establishment. First used by Cardi B To describe the Plaintiff in her 2025 court case, Emani Ellis V. Becalis Almanzar.

But she is like...uh... Security Heavy. Like...she just looks a little, like, "she could protect a building" type big...

by the9thplanet September 2, 2025