Scorch Monkey

Someone who is stingy with their weed.

He wouldn’t even let us hit his joint, what a scorch monkey.

by Derrick skarret September 4, 2019

Scoonch

Used to describe any substance crushed into a fine powder meant for human consumption.

Can also be used as noun in place of any other noun in a sentence, only used in this manner to emphasize importance, pleasure, and power.

"Hey man let's get some scoonch"

"That particular item is quite scoonchi"
"God created everything but who created God?, The Scoonch"
"Do you have any drugs in the car?""only Scoonch"

by The Scoonch September 6, 2019

Scronch

To destroy or kill somemething

oh no they have scronched my Pizza

by on noes September 9, 2019

Scoochie

The action of trying to acquire coochie.

“Bro, did you scoochie to her coochie last night?”
“Fuck yeah I did bro! #scoochie”

by Mr. Wiz October 10, 2019

Scronch

when someone gets accused of being the josh account, using this word will protect them and thus make them immune to any such accusations

Hey Jack I know you’re the Josh Account- Fryzek
Actually it’s either you or Brooks. SCRONCH!

by Scronch society November 15, 2019

Scooch

To scoot over aka Uncle Erik

Uncle Erik said scooch on over

by UncleErik December 24, 2019

Stonched

The feeling of overly stoned/high. (More than stoned). This was made by myself when I tried saying I was stoned but mixed it with chonged, (another word for being stoned/high) by accident. So stonched was a result of this.

Boy 1 “Yo man you good?”

Boy 2“Nah bro I cant lie I’m stonched”

by MC2Drippy February 15, 2020