soft e boy

it’s like Soft boy And E Boy had a baby You have Soft e boy

1 girl: I Want a Soft e boy boyfriend ;((

2 Girl: what the fuck is that???

1Girl: it’s like Soft boy and E Boy Mixed to together duh!!

by Peepeeweed May 5, 2019

sofee

a sofee is an amazing person. a sofee is someone who is so confident and carries themselves in such a way that looks like she has everything under control. a sofee is someone who’s been through a lot but still puts on her pretty little smile and acts like everything’s ok. a sofee is a writer. a sofee is someone who doesn’t just listen to the music, but listens to the lyrics. if she shows you a song, it relates to her situation. a sofee is someone who is just a good a listener as they are a talker. a sofee is someone who fantasizes a lot. a sofee is one of the most outgoing people you will ever meet, someone who is brave enough to speak anything that comes on her mind in this world of people who can only pretend to be someone they’re not. and if you do ever find yourself a sofee, dear god, don’t ever let her go.

“omg did you see that girl? she had to be a sofee.”

by sofialili July 16, 2019

Soft Ghost

When he responds by liking your message. Technically he is the last person to interact but you risk double texting if you say anything after.

"Did he answer your text"
"He just soft ghosted me"

by yurdmoney$ September 27, 2019

sofa cum bed

More commonly known as a pull out couch a sofa cum bed is a big pullout couch used for sex

“My girl and I had the best sex ever on our sofa cum bed, she squirted so hard”

by High heel Chris stomper November 27, 2021

Entertainment Software Ruining Bitches

A group of retarded parents that started a retarded group just because they think a 13 year old can't handle rated M games. One day, Bungie, Rockstar, and IGN will sue them all together for ruining their games. They even changed the rating of Oblivion from T to M. They must be murdered.

16 year old: hi can I buy this game?
clerk: are you 17?
16 year old: no, but I'm only 1 minute away from getting 17.
clerk: I'm sorry but only 17 year olds can buy this game. ESRB said so.
16 year old: FUCK ESRB! (takes flamethrower and burns all members of Entertainment software ruining bitches).

by Coomberta March 16, 2009

Red Sofa Diplomacy

The act of giving your mother-in-law a red sofa as a gift only to take it back (or attempt to) many years later.

Neon Dale is a master of red sofa diplomacy because she vainly tried to take back a 7 year old red sofa that she gave to her widowed mother-in-law.

by Dread Raffles August 2, 2012

between a pillow and a soft place

Describes a situation where something has two meanings to you, both of which warm your heart.

Cousin 1: You know, you've become like a sister to me!
Cousin 2: Awww, I'm touched that you feel that way, plus I feel like I've gained a sister! It puts me between a pillow and a soft place!

Guy: Being with you makes me want to be a better person.
Gal: I'm between a pillow and a soft place hearing you say that.

by snowscape January 10, 2011