Promstitute

One who changes prom dates at least twice before the dance.

"Danny ditched maddy for jane and jane for makenzie!"
Really? "what a promstitute!"

by dinoboy75 May 14, 2011

prostetutor

A professional masseuse who works your mind and body.

My son was struggling academically so I hired a prostetutor. Now his grades are up... among other things.

by AndieNak May 29, 2011

PrOSStitute

forks (Open Source Software) for money.

Boxee is an XBMC prOSStitute.

by rkgt3 July 22, 2011

Postitute

Excessively posting random statuses and links on Facebook resulting in friends hiding or deleting you to prevent further viewing.

"Did you see what Mandy posted just now? She's on a rampage!" "No, I was tired of constantly seeing her postitute herself on Facebook, so I hid her from my newsfeed."

by iFakeSarcasms November 13, 2011

proftitution

Whoring yourself out to your professors for better grades.

ie: Student one: "hey, you look kinda tired, are you okay?"
Student two: "yeah, I'm just tired. My Calculus grade was kinda low so I spent the whole night engaging in proftitution with Dr. DingleMcBiscuitBerry. I have a D now."
Student one: "You mean the D."

by DrDingleMcBiscuitBerry December 2, 2014

Prostatot

A preteen girl and teenage girls between 13 and 16 who dresses like a curbside hooker. They possibly are being pimped out by thier parents.

My 12 year old cousin is dressing like a hooker... What a prostatot.

by Thisisdumbasshit September 2, 2015

Prostatots

Prostatots are the the skinny teens you see running around raves in just pantys an a bra or stickers over their nipples. Some times they wear fluffy leggings and a hola hoop too.

Another adjective might be flufftards, other wise known in the good ol days as kandi kids.

Music festivals are the best place to see prostatots in their natural habitat.

by Butterfly Blue Jen December 22, 2016