porch pheasant

A porch pheasant is an individual of lower class who usually is associated with the trash panda. These two are both a species of trailer trash who fight over who has more children with the same baby daddy. because of their amazing ability to breed and collect from the government they are Usually the bread winner of the family. They are also known to put Mountain Dew in baby bottles and have the best drugs around.

Oh my god, I saw Jessica the other day and she has gone from trash panda to full on PORCH PHEASANT she is nasty

by Queen trashpanda June 4, 2020

Porch Taco

A chill, or laid back person of Hispanic descent.

Juan is really easy to get along with. He’s a real porch taco

by Maverix91 July 8, 2020

Porch seagull

Want to be gang member

“Omg look at all those porch seagulls

by Duhitsagangmember September 20, 2020

porch lean

grape or cherry kool-aid with vodka, for people who are too broke for real lean

Bro, is Jared really sipping?

Nah, its just porch lean.

by lakjdlkfjlaj October 8, 2020

porapat

When someone gives another a golden shower. Usually, the one giving the Porapat derives great pleasures upon releasing his mighty wang, and unleashing the mighty waters that the dam no longer holds back.

When questioned, as a King should not be, a porapat shall be bestowed upon thee.

by ExcitableMushrooms October 15, 2020

Porchugal

Da country where wooden decks and stoops are built.

I can build my own landing, thank you very much --- I don't need one shipped clear over from Porchugal!!

by QuacksO November 26, 2020

porch cookie

A special package left out front for porch pirates to steal.

Jim left a porch cookie out this morning and now there's a thief walking around with orange glitter superglued to his face.

by FrameDragging December 9, 2020