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Pooched Eggs

When a woman's eggs are dried up and cannot be fertilized.
Poor Susan. At age 47 she thought she could have kids but she has Pooched Eggs.
by will bitten September 16, 2017
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poo my dime

Pooing your dime: subjecting your ego to squalor
Person 1 : Ur howls been towled
Perons 2 : Dont poo my dime

Person 1 (to person 3): Ur gay
Person 2 : He jus pooed your dime
by howlDimeface January 21, 2008
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Polata

A form of drinking tequila that consists of licking cinnamon off of the web between your thumb and index finger, taking a shot of tequila anejo, and chasing it with a bite of clementine, mandarin, or sweet orange.
We got so wasted last night with that tequila polata.
by Robin Polata October 9, 2011
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Absolute Poo

A British expression, it’s used to describe something that is no good, rubbish or of poor quality. It’s a rather more polite way of saying totally shit.
“How did your interview go?”
Absolute Poo!”
by AKACroatalin August 1, 2015
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Poo poo room

A cats litter box, more specifically one with a hood.
The cat took a killer dump in the poo poo room.
by nzyycguy December 6, 2011
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poor girl's canopy bed

The canopy is made of the dust ruffle with the flat middle fabric cut off; then it's thumbtacked to the ceiling, creating the look of a canopy bed!
I have a poor girl's canopy bed & I really love it! It makes me feel like a Princess!
by Starchylde May 21, 2016
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Polarity Oscillation Orbit

The hyper-accelerating movement of Earth's magnetic north pole due to the increased presence of densely concentrated methane in the atmosphere.

{Since the early 1800's, scientists have tracked the ongoing movement of the magnetic north pole. The Polarity Oscillation Orbit (P.O.O.) was coincidentally discovered by a globally recognized audio engineer, Sir Laramie Todd and his visionary studio lab research colleague, Duke Robert Rite of Dungville. In the early 1990s, Sir Laramie recorded a new orbital sound waveform stemming from low frequency feedback captured in a Duke Rite bass guitar track. Sir Laramie took the clip from the Duke, triangulated the distinct properties related to the frequency, velocity and peaks of the Duke's clip and recognized that feedback patterns were spontaneously and abruptly profound during the Duke's output, specifically after ingesting a Filibertos burrito and flagilating convulsively in the direction of the speaker. Through his unique study, Sir Laramie proved the effects of methane gas on microphone magnetic fields. The Duke hypothesized that too much methane, when interacting with iron, causes polar instability on a grand scale. Thus, P.O.O. was born with the rationale that human overpopulation and the extensive quantity of excrement, causes the north pole to oscillate in a predictable pattern, with velocity and speed influenced by the proportionate concentration of methane in the atmosphere.
1. The Polarity Oscillation Orbit is expected to extend into Siberia by 2040.
2. Humans are creating P.O.O. because of their poo.
3. Dude, lets dial in the bottom end of the bass recording today. Go get some Filibertos and prep yourself.
by Charitable Disguise December 23, 2019
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