Plop ass

someone who dresses, acts like, and is a dumbass. They aren’t worth a fuck and tend to act like a real shit bag.

Look at the way TJ is. He is worthless, a real plop ass.

by bulldogginurmom27 June 11, 2024

Plop, plop --- whiz, whiz

Oh, what a relief it is! (I.e., da bowels-clearing equivalent of Alka-Seltzer.)

"Plop, plop --- whiz, whiz" refers to what hopefully happens soon after you take a laxative --- i.e., you copiously expel lumps of poop in a long series of loud splashes in da toilet-bowl, while also urinating profusely (noisy farting optional); you also supposedly feel much more relaxed and comfortable afterwards, da same as da famous antacid promises.

by QuacksO June 21, 2024

Ploofuscode

water splashing into water

I saw jenny ploofuscode my water

by kookieThePloofuscode February 27, 2024

Plop Anxiety

The fear of someone hearing you poop, particularly in a public toilet

I held onto my shit until the coast was clear, my Plop Anxiety was real

by Tractorgasm April 10, 2024

Ploofis

When you accidentally remember your troglodyte of a son blew up his nutsack with a hammer again

Honey, he ploofis again. I think it’s time to rip his face off, this time for good.

by IgorMinjavalichgolchov November 23, 2024

ploot

PLOOT PLOTO PLOT

Person: yea, for some reason they keep yelling "ploot" and we don't know why.
Crowd: PLOOT!

by drliberto56 December 3, 2024

ploobldoo

When your poo has to he rushed because somebody else has to use the bathroom

Get out of the bathroom! "Hold on, I'll have to ploobldoo"

by ImAPloobldooer December 17, 2024