Parker

beat gay best friend ever!

"omg I am so happy I have Parker to talk about boys butts with"

by kellyasume April 3, 2023

People Parker

Someobody who parks right next to you, or who loves to park in a congested lot for the sake of being closer to the building.

People parkers believe that nobody should ever be lonely, especially in a parking lot. So they park right next to you. They also don't believe in walking the extra distance, so parking next to people in the front of the lot is worth it, even though this presents a hazard.

Steph: *parks her truck in an open lot in Wal Mart* Ahhhh! I am nice and far away. I can just drive away when I am done!

People Parker: *parks right next to her*

Steph: *under her breath* WHY! Out of the whole dang lot....

by MeTheTree December 11, 2006

The Palmer

1. A young alpha male, always on the search for a suitable mate or hunting for food.

2. Australian for Alpha Male

That 6'6 gentlemen who enjoys: Lord of the Rings, movies, playing guitar, smoking pipes and having a strong GPA is THE PALMER

by Blip42 May 3, 2011

George Palmer

While having anal sex with a girl or guy. The pitcher pulls out to cum. Starts to masterbate notices feces on penis and hand. Starts to gag while cumming. Pukes on the catcher s back while cumming at the same time.

Yo I just George Palmered that bitch!!!

by David Sanchez aka king sanchez September 28, 2013

Abby Palmer

An awesome girl who loves to talk about and/or draw Yaoi. :)

Me:"Hey abby what is the answer t-"
Abby Palmer: "OHMYGOD LOOK I DREW AUSTIN CARLILE AND MATT SMITH CUDDLING ON A BED AFTER THEY HAD WILD DRUNKEN SEX!"
Me: O.o

by UNITEDHORAN January 29, 2014

brown palmer

Opening your hand and spreading your fingers whilst anal fisting.

Watch-out for that one... He's a Brown Palmer, and I'm still sore.

by owainthepoen April 28, 2014

eduardo parker

Another meaning for anal sex

"George lets go out the back for some Eduardo Parker"

by George Aroney September 9, 2014