paddylax

Big white man that is good at lacrosse

Paddylax Has a dumpy of an ass and loves to have sex with men

by Micheal worn December 4, 2021

Paddie

A paddie is a mix between a baddie. a weirdo. a funny person, and a clumsy person

Person:“your such a paddie!“

by Paddiefounder#1 January 15, 2022

PaddyTrap

A workplace situation where a troglodyte troll hybrid from the bowels of hell is placed in charge to maximize a catastrophic reduction in employee morale while influencing mass exodus and an overall desire for an early death rather than continued employment.

The new boss is completely incompetent and I believe this is a PaddyTrap.

by GoodThing January 25, 2022

Paddy Murphy

Fat Irish guy who supports Liverpool and simps for Astrid Wett on Twitter.

Who is he? It’s Paddy Murphy that fat cunt

by AstridWettIsMid January 28, 2022

Paddy Wagon Points

A scoring system for how attractive one's physique is.

Damn that paddy wagon is fine as hell, I rate it 8 paddy wagon points

by Paddy Wagon Don't Play December 28, 2021

Paddy's Shadow

When the Irish pub closes and you're drunk, broke and following an Irish backpacker back to the hostel in the hope of free booze and getting laid with them, or their fellow travellers

They kicked us out of the Irish pub so I thought I'd try my luck and follow in Paddy's shadow

by ^^!$#@ February 19, 2022

Paddy Martin

Paddy Martin is a man with class

He often gets called sparkles by his significant other as they find it amusing and love to giggle together over the hilarious nickname

Although simpy boy paddy seems like a monster he is Usually tall with a squishy face and very lovable

Paddy is also a fried heure and does not have many friends

Omg what a sparkly lanky simpy bastard paddy Martin

by Sparkle paddy February 28, 2022