just prior to airtime Barbie-sue, Skeeter-Larry and Carl walked on-set, assumed their position as Fox so-called News' Curvy Couch Tumors and took a call from ranting lunatic Donald Trump.
by Uncle Joosie January 2, 2019

A school full of fake people with even more fake friends that only care about themselves and “get hurt” for attention
“This girl says she broke her ankle” “I saw her dancing on it on her Snapchat. She must be from couch middle school”
by xxdonewithitxx November 30, 2017

when you are giving the business to a lady or gentlemen on a couch and you pull out shoot your load on them 2 in the chest and one in the head.... then pick up your gear and move on to the next without a word
The Tin man blasted the slutty he picked up at the Venue gave her 2 in the chest and one in the had and moved on to the next till he finds his heart ever since then hes been known as a Stone cold Couch Commando
by robbielocks October 9, 2011

Person A: How many people does it take to mexi-couch?
Person B: As many as you can fit on the couch!
Person B: As many as you can fit on the couch!
by L. Christine January 6, 2008

There's a sofa, a desk and a guy called Rick. Talented young women go to the couch for job interviews.
Kim had a job interview with a guy called Rick today. He said that she could earn a thousand to five thousand dollars a day and all she had to do was act on command and follow directions. She said the interview took place on a Backroom Casting Couch.
by Lynx for her March 12, 2012

by Waynetrain53 May 16, 2018

by Declan Palmer October 17, 2008
