nomeD

Demon backwards? Wait no... I'm sorry. It's what you find inbetween that crevice that nobody likes to look at while you squat. Yes, I mean you granny.

"Dear lord, all the nomeDs of hell are at a roa- squat."

by Fnar June 21, 2004

Nosedick

to nosedick (v.)- to insert a penis in someone's nose; to pwn someone.

Guy 1: man if i had a girl i would treat her so good.
Guy 2: too bad you can't get one
Guy 1: ohh i just got nosedicked

Guy 1: you're so ugly!!
Guy 2: take that back before i nosedick you!!

by Babytone February 20, 2010

bert nosed

after bieng in a fight and your nose is swollen so much you are a clone of bert from seasame street

OH MY GOD look at that bert nosed guy he must of got real fukd up

by cillit bang monster September 24, 2005

pouch note

I can't really put this as a dictionary-approved definition, so here follows instructions of how to make a pouch note:

1. Buy a belt pouch, money belt, or fanny pack. I personally recommend Sankey's Assassin's Pouch (google it). You won't believe how much you can put there.

2. Take a sheet of paper and cram all your notes to it, both sides in pencil. Organize them!

3. Fold it up so it fits into your pouch.

4. You're done!

Now how to use them, note down all the questions you have trouble on, then go to the bathroom. When the stall is locked, use your pouch and look at the notes.

Remember, DON'T GET CAUGHT!!!!

Made myself some pouch notes and cribbed my way through the AP's.

by Some guy August 2, 2008

Blank Notepad

When you're on the phone with someone (a friend, signifigant other, etc.) and they're supposed to be talking to you, but they're either around people or hanging out with someone, and they totally pay no attention to you on the other line because they're too busy talking to whoever they are with. I think that is sooo annoying.

You: How was your day..?

Whoever you're talking to: Eh.. it was alright... Haha, I love you, man.

You: I love you too!

Whoever you're talking to: No, I was talking to Jason...

"My boyfriend just pulled a Blank Notepad! You think that's his way of saying he's mad? He doesn't care anymore!"

by ILoveEv7766 July 7, 2009

hitting the c note

When you are getting headjob and about to blow your load

she hitting the c note, she hitting the C note on my beef flute

by Mr. Boobarelle February 10, 2007

Nated

To either be fucked over or pranked in some way

Man those fucks Nated my poster.
Who Nated all my flyers?

by Colby Owens April 7, 2008