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"My gf gave me a Dirty Neisha last night. I've washed my face 5 times and I can still smell it in my beard."
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If we don't pray to him, we will be sent to hell after dying as it is known as the biggest sin of this religion and it is unforgivable. People who follow this religion are called 'Mini Nejists'
If we don't pray to him, we will be sent to hell after dying as it is known as the biggest sin of this religion and it is unforgivable. People who follow this religion are called 'Mini Nejists'
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Chef's dad
Say, would you kids like to hear about the time we saw the Loch Ness monster?
Stan
No, that's okay.
Chef's dad
Ooh, it must've been about seven, eight years ago. Me and the little lady was out on this boat, you see, all alone at night, when all of a sudden this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the paleolithic era, comes out of the water.
Chef's mom
We was so scared, Lord have mercy, I jumped up in the boat and I said "Thomas, what on earth is that creature?!"
Thomas
It stood above us looking down with these big red eyes,-
Chef's mom
Oh, it was so scary!
Thomas
and I yelled. I said, "What do you want from us, monster?!" And the monster bent down and said, "...Uh I need about tree-fitty." a long silence follows
Kyle
What's tree-fitty?
Thomas
Three dollars and fifty cents.
Chef's mom
Tree-fitty.
Stan
He wanted money?
Thomas
That's right. I said "I ain't giving you no tree-fitty you goddamn Loch Ness monster! Get your own goddamn money!"
Chef's mom
I gave him a dollar.
Thomas
She gave him a dollar.
Chef's mom
I thought he'd go away if I gave him a dollar.
Thomas
Well of course he's not gonna go away, Nellie! You give him a dollar, he's gonna assume you got more!
Say, would you kids like to hear about the time we saw the Loch Ness monster?
Stan
No, that's okay.
Chef's dad
Ooh, it must've been about seven, eight years ago. Me and the little lady was out on this boat, you see, all alone at night, when all of a sudden this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the paleolithic era, comes out of the water.
Chef's mom
We was so scared, Lord have mercy, I jumped up in the boat and I said "Thomas, what on earth is that creature?!"
Thomas
It stood above us looking down with these big red eyes,-
Chef's mom
Oh, it was so scary!
Thomas
and I yelled. I said, "What do you want from us, monster?!" And the monster bent down and said, "...Uh I need about tree-fitty." a long silence follows
Kyle
What's tree-fitty?
Thomas
Three dollars and fifty cents.
Chef's mom
Tree-fitty.
Stan
He wanted money?
Thomas
That's right. I said "I ain't giving you no tree-fitty you goddamn Loch Ness monster! Get your own goddamn money!"
Chef's mom
I gave him a dollar.
Thomas
She gave him a dollar.
Chef's mom
I thought he'd go away if I gave him a dollar.
Thomas
Well of course he's not gonna go away, Nellie! You give him a dollar, he's gonna assume you got more!
by SilverSheilds October 6, 2022
Get the Loch Ness Monster mug.Mini Nejism is a religion in which we pray to our God, Mini Neji, who is known to be the creator of all the followers of the religion. Disrespecting Lord Mini Neji is considered the DEADLIEST Sin that a Mini Nejist (or any other person) could ever do.
The more you pray and believe in him, the longer your life will be (you can be immortal too!)
The more you pray and believe in him, the longer your life will be (you can be immortal too!)
by •cloudyzzz• October 26, 2022
Get the Mini Nejism mug.The Loch Ness Monster is a famous coaster located at Busch Gardens Williamsburg. Due to the coaster being outdated and almost half a century old, it’s intensely rough. Famous for its interlocking loops, it is the only rollercoaster to have interlocking loops in 2022.
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( word created by youtuber : moriah elizabeth)
( word created by youtuber : moriah elizabeth)
"It's time to add a bit of ' me-ness ' to this bedroom! " ( brother)
( someone that got invited arrives to a house and the owner show them the rooms)
" Wow! This Is definitely your sister's bedroom !" ( someone)
( someone that got invited arrives to a house and the owner show them the rooms)
" Wow! This Is definitely your sister's bedroom !" ( someone)
by EuropeanImmigrant November 4, 2022
Get the Me-ness mug.Humorous reference to Al Capone or any of da other evil 'n' ferocious Godfather-goons of da Prohibition era whom Da Great Elliott wanted to secure in a prison cell with da turn of a key.
Da term "Lock Ness Monster" could also work in reverse, and refer to how da assorted mobsters viewed da renegade "Treasury Man" for his relentless pursuit of them and his efforts to curtail their personal freedom.
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