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Penis Music

Music that seems to have been created by a single external digit of the human body smashing a synthesizer.

High-tempo and discordant electronic music, related to noise music.
That track you created on your phone with iKaossilator is pure penis music. Did you use your hands this time?
by Duke-Baloney March 16, 2020
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music man

a common senior class play in the 1950's.
also the best musical ever!
even though the song "seventy-six trombones" has a couple errors.
"I love you madly, madly Madam Librarian...Marian"
by ... May 7, 2005
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today's music sucks

The almost factual, totally sound belief that the shit we call music today is nothing but bear scat. Britney Spears, Shakira, and all the other dimiwtted pop divas suck monkeys. Just about all modern American rap IS crap. Even most modern rock sucks monkeys (I don't want to mention any names-Creed, Panic at the Disco, etc.)
Today's music sucks. Drop that stoner shit and listen to classic rock, roots reggae, or some other form of good music.
by Supergeek February 14, 2008
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Philly Club Music

A type of house music that ranges from 130 to 140 bpm. It's greatly influenced by Baltimore Club music as well as the offspring Jersey Club Music. Philly Club doesn't only consist of remixes of ALL genres of music, but from any source that can make a sound; commercials, movies, acts of nature, etc. A Philly Club remix is described by producer DJ Sega, also the founder of this club sound, as not only music but an experience as a whole. Philly Club is also known in Philadelphia as "Party Music".

Philly Club is not only music made for the club atmosphere. Some remixes are purely produced to be listened to amongst a few friends at a time; comedy songs.
Alicia: "I love this song!!! Got you, Got you all up in check!!! Got you, Got you all up in check!!! It's so hype!!!!"

Sandra: "I love this song too. But he's saying, 'Got you, Got you all in check' It's actually a remix of Woo Hah by Busta Rhymes that DJ Sega did."

Alicia: "Oh, for real?"

Sandra: "Yea. One of my favorites is "Lotto Numbers"

Alicia: "Oh! I heard that one!!! That's the one with Day Day from Next Friday right?"

Sandra: "Yeah, but it's from the movie 'All About The Benjamins'. It's so hilarious!!"

Alicia: "Where can I get that song?"

Sandra: "It's somewhere on the net. I think I downloaded it from a program. But I'll send it to you"

Alicia: "Cool. Let me finish Wu-Tangin to this crazy track!!! Woo Hah!!!!"

Sandra: "I just LOVE Philly Club Music!!!!!"
by Club Music Addict January 7, 2009
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rock music

Rock is a genre that has evolved tremendously in the 20th and 21st centuries. Originally created from blues and jazz from African Americans. Elvis adopted that and turned it into something more.

Rock had it's big contributation during the 60's and 70's leading up to 80's rock. During the 80's many bands had extreme success. Near the end of the 80's and in the 90's is commonly called "The End of Rock" where, people said Rock n' Roll had died and bands just weren't the same. But every generation has it's own music, and modern rockers say today's rock is still alive and well.

At the turn of the millenium, rock began evolving even more and had some commercial success, but was battling over success with rap and pop music. Around 2002 - 2007, punk and emo bands were highly popular among the rock loving teenagers, although then it was called pop, and was highly looked down upon among other types of rockers, it became more accepted among them as well when rap and pop took over. There are still rock bands having success today, such as Linkin Park, Nickelback, Coldplay, and Avril Lavigne.

Rock music has had a long and great history and it hasn't died, only evolved. Just like humanity, we never died, we simply evolved from apes. Rock music will never die and I will always listen to rock. Also everyone stop complaining that rap and pop sucks. It's not all about sex, drugs, bitches and money.
"I love rock music of all types."
"Rock music isn't dead, it's only different!"
by r0(k4lif3 August 18, 2011
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music teacher

The greatest most gifted people you will ever meet. People you are kind and skilled in their musical ability and will teach you how to sing or play an instrument.
by ignatious July 10, 2005
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rap music

The world's most widely used oxymoron.
Bill: What are you listening to?

Bob: Rap music.

Bill: Ha. Thats funny.
by Dwight Trollinger January 6, 2006
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