Tap tit monday

As there is a slap ass Friday, there is now a tap tit Monday all you do is tap their tit (if they are a girl)

“Hey Sarah!” *taps tit*

“Ow what was that for?!”
“It’s tap tit Monday!”

by A bitch that makes holidays March 18, 2020

Mullet Monday

A mixture of Monster Energy , Lemon , and habanero pepper juice

Aw man , monday was rough. I started my day with a mullet monday

by May 20, 2021

Miss school Monday

Tell your mom your sick then she’ll check your head and say “you’re fine” then check the calendar AND OMG ITS MISS SCHOOL MONDAY!!!

Miss school Monday is we’re you skip school on Monday

by Fuuuuk off November 03, 2019

Musky Mondays

to brighten up your dim mondays, you spend the day praising the lord Elon and post pictures of him all day.

bro ive been looking forward to musky mondays since saturday

by yummylad December 03, 2018

First Monday

1) The day before work day.

2) The day people start thinking about work.

Bob- "Are you almost done with your project?"
Bob- "Cause, there's a crazy party at Tom's place on Saturday."
Tim- "Pretty much done, won't have to worry about it till first monday. I'll be there."

by Usermin May 26, 2012

Melon Monday

When you eat melon on twitch on a Monday.

Wow it's Melon Monday already???

by NickBurp January 25, 2021

Monday fever

An illness that affects metal workers and welders. Named because you build a tolerance but the weekend break allows you to be susceptible to the metal fumes again. So it is most commonly felt on monday. Also known as metal fume fever

I got Monday fever from welding earlier and now I got the shakes.

by NowWithEctasy May 11, 2019