Monday

Garfield: I hate Mondays.
Dave: Do you want be to kill you?
by Webkinz Person 515315151 November 30, 2019
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Monday

the day f the week where you have start school and forgot about your weekend!
by teacher.Bah February 24, 2020
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Monday

A day of the week that DOES have the potential to be good. The only reason it's not is because you all have the wrong mindset. While yes, even though going back to school/work isn't the best, if you have any new goals you want to start, Monday is the perfect day to do so. Also, you guys only look at the bad when it comes to Monday. Here are some good facts about Monday you possibly didn't know:

1. It's the best day of the week to buy a new car.
2. The U.S stock market is statistically more likely to go up rather than down.
3. #MotivationMonday has more posts than any other hashtag.

Plot twist: This user was born on a Monday!
Random sad sack: Ugh!!! Mondays suck!!! Nothing good comes from them!!!
Wise guy: You know, Monday does have good things going for it, but you're just too depressed to see them.
Random sad sack: *scoffs* Like what?
Wise guy: If you want to start something new, set new goals, or begin a resolution in general, Monday is the perfect day, since it's the beginning of the week, and you can begin new things.
Random sad sack: No! I don't want to! I'm still going to hate on Mondays!
Wise guy: Fine, stay miserable then. If you end up going into cardiac arrest at 35 years old, don't say that I didn't try to warn you.
by Someone with a 🅱️rain January 31, 2025
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monday

god damn, its monday again.
by April 21, 2021
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Monday

a.k.a the busiest day of the week
by Mr.SherlockHolmes February 09, 2021
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Monday

My bus driver is the definition of Monday.
"I hate Monday"
by IOnceRoamedTheEarth September 09, 2021
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