Daytona Mitten

The act of putting your dick in a girl's ass then shoving your entire hand in her pussy so you can jerk yourself off inside her.

That chick is so stretched outa shape I had to do a Daytona Mitten to get off!

by Voidrat2000 March 11, 2011

Mitten Face

A large male, preferably with a huge dick.

And the face of a mitten.

person 2. woah that guy is a huge mitten face!
person 1. yeah i bet his dicks huge!!!1

by adriana koznia IS DISGUSTING April 3, 2011

Mifty

A minute and fifty seconds.

I'm only mifty late!

by lizmakesaword February 7, 2012

mitt up

to fail.
to screw sth. up.
to mess sth. up.

He mitted it up with this girl.
She makes a lot of mistakes. She is mittin it up.
They mitt up the exams.

by YouAreWho February 4, 2013

Matty P

Someone who rolls really shitty blunts. Looks like his own dog coop. His friends call him mumbles, he skimps hella kids and gets bullied by the kids on the track team

Matty P a mumbled coop looking nigga

by Ben Dover2.0 February 4, 2014

minty clinch

Minty Clinch was a 16th century vagabond who plundered and raped his own kind but could not hack it when his grandmother in a waspie committed an act of buggery upon him with a wooden rod, leaving the distraught vagabond destitute, whereupon he took his own life.

"Where's Warren the Filth tonight?"
"He's doing a Minty Clinch down in Resolven car-park.

by William Tickle-Tockle December 6, 2015

Mittakono

(v) To tie someone up and throw them in an empty apartment and feed them with tapioca until they fall asleep.

I will Mittakono you if you keep calling me fat.

by Iced Tea 123 April 11, 2017