beat the meat

A term for male mastubation (UK)

He liked to beat his meat whilst watching Anna Kournikova play tennis

by Rich Lawson May 24, 2005

Megatroninho

A word used to describe someone so good at football that they are considered to be a robot.

"did you see England v Mexico?"

"ye, that megatroninho scored an awesome 520' double kickflip overhead backspace with a twist.

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

Megatron Snowflake

Megatron Snowflake (1) Also known pluraly as snowflakes (many). Can be found on Discord mainly , scavenging in the woods of Discord trying to cancel someone for eating Chinese because it’s “racist.” These people are specifically known to dick ride to their leader (Lia). Hoping they can be on Lias onlyfans. Most of the time, they’re usually playing a game from the group {Silicones} that try’s not to have flaws.

If you see someone that will cancel you for eating a cheeseburger, just go and tell them, “Hey don’t be a megatron snowflake!”

by drakeeeeyy September 29, 2021

megatroll

Thirstiest motherfucker I know. 110% shameless. Restraining orders were made for this dude. Unironically thinks "give me that OnlyFans" is a good pickup line. Homeboy really wants to cut hair, dreams of being a stylist. Queerer than a three dollar bill. Will threaten to suck your cock. Don't give him your number he will ask for dick pics.

"While you were partying, I studied the cock. While you were having faithful heterosexual intercourse, I mastered the prolapse." -megatroll (probably)

- Is that guy really asking for OnlyFans again?
- Yeah, dude is being a total megatroll.

by okenfuss December 6, 2021

Meatbond

When one gay is so attracted to another male friend he follows him every where he goes and tries holding his hand.

Jared has a Meatbond with Josh.

by Alex (AKA) Splinter May 17, 2006

meat magnets

A woman's breasts as viewed by another person.

I always see a woman jogging by the Starbucks on Hillcrest and she's got nice meat magnets.

by HillcrestStarbucks April 1, 2008

Meatbelt

1. A meatbelt is when the seatbelt of a car has been previously worn by an immensly large sweating person thus making the belt greasy and resembling a large slab of meat or Meatbelt.

2. When a chain of sausages has a defect in the linkage parts so making it appear that the sausage chain is in effect a belt that is made of meat. Meatbelt

dude check out the meatbelt in that car!!!

by ollie Jones & Jimpow May 23, 2008