Colton Mancheski

He's an amazing boyfriend. Colton Mancheski is the love of my life, best friend, soul mate, my whole world, my everything. He's very honest, respectful, loving, caring, and an amazing person inside and out. He means more to me then anything on this earth. He's the type of boy that will melt your heart :) He's very hard-working and determined in everything he does. Watch out he might make you fall in love with him :) He's the only boy in this world for me. And I'm so lucky and blessed to have him in my life. No matter what we go through together, I will always be right by his side through thick and thin. He's my Colty Bear, noodles to my macoroni and cheese, dull light bulb, the love of my life, and my hero. He will always be the boy who steals my heart over and over again.

Gosh, don't you love that Colton Mancheski.
I love me some Colton Mancheski.
Colton Mancheski is the cutest.

by Kaywa May 11, 2012

step-manchild

A male between the ages of 19 and 31 that is usually the boyfriend of a single mom. They are usually too immature to act as a role model and have a tendency to either be too inept to help watch children and do other parent stuff, thus becoming a burden; or will beat/kill a child over something that's not a big deal, for example, a video game.

Person no.1: did you see her boyfriend
Person no.2: yeah, dude looks too much like he could be a step-manchild

by Caesar_Destroyer_of_Normies January 14, 2019

Fu manchu

When you cum in a girl's mouth, hold her mouth shut, and punch her in the stomach. The cum squirts out of her nose like a fu manchu style mustache.

I gave Lisa a fu manchu last night. That girl can take a punch!

by Professor cum bubbler March 9, 2020

Pube manchu

Long pubic hair than extends down past each side of the balls resembling the famous fu manchu mustache.

"Did you end up hooking up with that guy last night"
"I was going to. But he had a pube manchu and i just couldn't"

by ArnieBT January 8, 2020

Sam-Mantha-Mid-Life-Crisis

crisis that happens in mid life where you feel like you didn't achieve anything, didn't do anything
and get angry and upset at the whole life decisions. and all they want is really a person to put them on a leash and roughly fuck brains out and makes you a personal little slut and plays games
and the only person met like that is online and lives in another part of the world

I am so angry and stressed out that I wish i had someone to spend the time with is called Sam-Mantha-Mid-Life-Crisis

by MoR.Prophesy July 13, 2020

fu mannchez

A desperate attempt at a moustache. Generally the half hearted attempt resembles a top lip that has recently been on the receiving end of a dirty sanchez.

Somebody should let that guy know he’s rocking a fu mannchez. His girlfriend must be so embarrassed.

by dillyheathen October 16, 2020

Faux Manchu

When you’re getting older in age and your full facial hair resembles a fu Manchu because the only non gray whiskers form the shape of the famed mustache.

Hey babe, the only dark hairs on my fave look like a fu Manchu.... A faux Manchu!!!

by word smith January 27, 2021