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Major Key 

Referring to the Goetia, the Lesser Key of Solomon, also known as Clavicula Salomonis Regis or Lemegeton, is an anonymous grimoire on demonology. This is a nod to ritualistic satanic sacrifice.
"Can you believe that crap DJ Khaled song went platinum?"
"Sure can, he did a ritual and summoned a demon that wanted a sacrifice."
"Major key alert!"
Major Key by Mercedes Moon January 12, 2021
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A Standoff-2(Game) player Well known as 'x' and by its cat pfp. He is an indian,Odisha.
He is friendly in nature and Founder of F4DES(A well known clan of standoff2).
MajorX_ aka X
MajorX by Y.srv February 5, 2021
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Major fools days 

The first week of April is major fools day. 7 days of the best pranks and jokes you can pull
Yo it’s major fools days, what prank are you gonna pull?
Major fools days by Kbass6969 April 2, 2021

MAJOR BONES 

It is a great song by ELTON JOHN off of ROCK OF THE WESTIES.

It is a SEXUAL CLIMAX that was hidden for a long time.
Don't break any MAJOR BONES BILLY.

Thanks to the THUNDER UNDER THE COVERS as MAJOR BONES can FEEEEL REAL GOOD.
MAJOR BONES by ELON MONITORS April 5, 2021

Major the German Shepherd 

One of President Bidens two pet dogs; he is the first rescued dog to live in the White House. He has been attacked by the media repeatedly for biting secret service agents, even though the injuries they received were relatively minor and in one of the cases didn’t break the skin. This behavior is likely the result of a lack of training dealing with meeting new people. The media’s aggressive attacks over these incidents and ridiculous frequency of these types of stories popping up on certain news and social media platforms suggests that these companies who over advertise these stories, which have no real significance given no real injury was caused, have a Speciesism bias.
The companies that wrote these stories about Major the German Shepherd should be called out for doing so; for by writing stories like these they are promoting Speciesism and for drawing so much attention to stories like this that are not even worthy of the public’s time for this is not a significant incident for no real injuries were ever caused. It’s a major example of the Speciesism found in the news and social media industries. (The gif bellow is an example of the stereotype the media has created for Major and other German Shepherds, which in this case they portray as being aggressive, which is often not the case as the dog's temperament depends on how well they are trained.)

Major Snake

A fictional rock star from DC Comics' Lobo.
"Holy fragaroli! Major Snake! My favorite rocker."
Major Snake by Cwf1997 May 15, 2021

Majoritarily 

Penguins are majoritarily black and white
Majoritarily by Cheezuts June 3, 2021