Magret

A nickname commonly used by people whose names are Maragret and use Maggie for short. Hence the name mag-ret.

Kid:Hey magret what's up?
Margaret/Maggie: Hey. Nothing you?

by Maggie223 July 13, 2007

Magnets

A term for a magical rock bestowed by the almighty god to piss off heretics such as Mormons. Often used by trolls to taunt the heretics, they will always be used as a relic to worship the god troll, or also known as god. For many centuries, these have kept track of earth's magnetic field which changes poles approximately every 200,000 years.

Example 1:
Mormon Chatbox.
Troll: Heyz do u noez how magnetz workz?
Mormon: FUCK!
Mormon has disconnected.

Example 2:
Troll: Do you possess the almighty magnets?
Troll God: Yes, now go taunt those heretics.

by TheOmegaTroll June 17, 2011

Magnetard

A gathering of mentally challenged people, usually sticking together.

"Look at those idiots sticking together... Magnetards"

by SCDC March 2, 2009

Magnitate

verb. moving towards or being drawn to

you should magnitate over here and see

by Amia Star :) November 18, 2010

Magnetic Poetry

1. Noun. A cheap metal board with several cheap magnets scattered all over it with simple to 'witty' words such as slather. Used to make poetry, or sexual innuendos
2. What dirty, smelly pot smoking hippies chant off and expect everyone to think they are original.

Bob: Dude, check out the board. Pure Magnetic Poetry.
Richard: "Girl...mouth...ed...plump...popsicle"?

Hippy: I thought over, about, solitary peach moon who floop as giggle.
Stoner: Word.

by GTRicky July 13, 2010

Magnetron

Something that screws up the Grecco.

Roman: Short of walking in the room with a bloody Magnetron around your neck, you do know what a Magnetron is?
Daniel: Something that messes up the Grecco?

by Roman_Nagel June 18, 2011

Magnetits

Tits that are so awesome, you can't help but look at them no matter how hard you try not to.

Dude, how was your date last night?

It was fine until she got all upset because I was staring at her chest. I couldn't resist her magnetits!

by Chubmonkey September 21, 2011