Bird Mail

The mail people of Haiti send to one another because after the earthquake no one has power, so they sent messages via bird.

Him: Did you get my bird mail?

Her: no it might have dropped dead or gotten lost, sorry.

by Mitch the Bitch bitch! December 12, 2010

Hi Mables

The flab that jiggles on your arm when you wave "hi" to your neighbor Mable

"I should really start hitting the gym. My Hi Mables are coming back with a vengeance"

by Thathotseason January 16, 2019

La-z-mail

The act of emailing someone within earshot, eg: a person sitting next to you at work, when it would be easier to just speak about the subject.

“Al, stop clogging my inbox with la-z-mails and get your arse over here if you want to request a Def Leppard song”

by Dave Sinclair +The Orbit Crew October 16, 2008

sacrificial e-mail account

An email account, other than a person’s primary e-mail, that a person creates for posting controversial information so then employers, or anyone else, don’t find out about the stuff they post online

Person 1: dude why tf would you post that? You do know that employers trace that shit
Person 2: don’t worry I used my sacrificial e-mail account
Person 1: oh thank god

by Dubiks May 31, 2019

magillicutties

The region of the human female breast that sailors sing songs about on the salty seas.

Oh, when I'm on the ocean and port's long away/
Hear the blue splash song on the gray seas/
There's one bit that I long for e'er day/
Your magnificent magillicutties/

by hottoast June 25, 2005

reply-mail

the email that's a reply to your email

what is the e.t.a of my reply-mail?

by Sexydimma November 23, 2019

mail man

a person, who, throughout their school lives, rely on notes from their parents to squirm out of everything possible.

omg charles has got a note from his mum saying he cant do sport because his fragile skin may get fryed by the harsh sun. what a mailman.

by Tovarich May 24, 2005