Milkshake

Saving your jizz in a blender until full, tell tell your victim you made milkshakes and wank off whilst watching them chug that shit down like there’s no tomorrow through the key whole to there bedroom

“Hey ma you want a milkshake I made some?” (2 mins later) *fapp *clap *fapp *fapp “oh yeaaaaaa so hot”

by Sensai WALL-ee December 19, 2019

Milkshake

Brings all the boys to the yard

Boy 1: aye you going to the yard?
Boy 2: Hell yeah Kelis’s milkshake is their ifyaknowwhati’msayin

by milkshakeandbake January 13, 2020

Milkshake

Shaking ya cocky as you buss

my milkshake brings all the gals to my yard

by milkman217 March 7, 2020

Milkshake

When you do jumping jacks without a bra

Milkshake

by Jeff5362874 October 15, 2020

Milkshake

If somebody in the groupchat says something that is totally different than the subject that the groupchat is discussing.

A random comment that has nothing to do with what others are discussing.

*groupchat is discussing going to the movies*

‘These Fries are so yummy’

‘That is so milkshake!’

by Rowoww November 9, 2020

Milkshake

My milkshakes require the milk man!

My milkshakes bring them all to the yard!

Hide the secret recipe!

by Moonandstars June 9, 2021

Milkshake

When you swallow and there’s lotion on their dick

Boy: “are you gonna swallow?”
X: “bro there’s lotion on your dick”
Boy: “yeah it’s a milkshake”

by ekkkkkkkk05 July 27, 2021