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Sunday mass

The Bible says that Jesus did not rest on the 7th day therefore implying that he was working on sunday. This term means that you shall not rest even on Sundays becuase Jesus did not rest on sundays
Eric: Hey jack, how many times do you work out in a week
Jack: 7
Eric: What, even on Sundays
Jack: Yeah bro, gotta get that Sunday mass in
by PercaBeast October 22, 2022
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Mass shootings

Is it just me or is the world getting crazier? Hold on... Wait a second... I need to check Urban Dictionary quick so I can write some dialogue into my movie, verbatim. No no no. I just need like 3 more days! Gimme 3 more days! I just need to wait and see if this guy writes anything I can use. What? Who cares if sketch comedians make jokes about "whichever one doesn't get us sued". I just need more time! It's just getting good.
Hym "... Unless, of course, you're me. Then you don't need to be trained because I have a naturally sophisticated mind hahaha!"

Iam "Hey, does it seem like there have been a lot of mass shootings lately to you?"

Hym "Huh? I donno. Maybe. I haven't been keeping track. I bound to happen eventually. That was kind of the whole point."

Iam "Really? That seemed like something you would keep track of..."

Hym "Really? If feel like my stance has always been that no one actually cares. They pretend to care because caring is a virtue. If they don't pretend to have the required virtue they are ostracized. And now they are all trapped in an endless cycle of pretending to care about things they are totally apathetic about. 'This mass shooting, sponsored by NordVPN!'. 'This triple child murder, sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends.' It's free money. Just sit around and wait for someone to get raped and the make a video about an article THAT SOMEONE ELSE WROTE and as long as you set yourself up by making a video of yourself yelling at a green haired retard who thinks 'he's' a 'she' and everyone will watch your subsequent videos about other people's videos and/or articles and throw money at you."

Iam "You know what? Yeah. You've always been pretty consistent on that."

Hym "Yep. I'm sophisticated, profound, compelling, and I make brilliant observations. It's wild to me that people legitimately can't do the things I can do."
by Hym Iam May 16, 2022
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Mass Homicide

It's literally killing like 100+ people. Up to no good D:
"Hey Fred i just committed Mass Homicide!" "Uhhhh i think i should call the police on you Gerald."
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mass age

when shrimp mass age its considered a lie
shrimps cant mass age wdym ?
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mass age

decades of years taken away like mass murder
u cant mass age a shrimp only cats tho!
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Mass-Voll

In Europe : A group of incels which is circle-jerking.
There was Mass-Voll at a demonstration.
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mass amount of cum

do you have 15 nuts?
I have a mass amount of cum.
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