sausage link braid

A braid traditionally worn by bikers to keep their beard or long hair from whipping their face or from knotting.

Chris rides his bike so fast, he needs to sausage link braid his beard so it doesn't whip his face.

by Hero82 October 7, 2021

chimp-link

when multiple chimps join together to form a chain while humping each other. Often accompanied by aggressive shrieking or grunting.

Oh god, look at that Chimp-link! This one is quite impressive, they have even got the alpha male involved

by YxngLee May 15, 2022

Silverback Lining

When a long lockdown sentence turns into a blessing because it turned a one-off destined to be relieved of any further duty in the morning into a great bestie with forever butt bennies.

Marty and Rod found their Silverback Lining during the COVID lockdown.

by Baby_Got_Beck August 4, 2022

Klan-Link

A skin for the character "Link" from the title "Super Smash Bros.: Melee" which is entirely white. Making him appear as if he is a member of the Ku Klux Klan.

"I'm about to wipe the floor with your cotton-picking asses with klan-link."

by Jeremy Jones McNiggleson September 19, 2022

evil link

The people who project negative intentions on you and celebrate your pain, while pretending not to care about you. And fight about you, and can’t stop thinking about you. But they’re each other’s #evillink so it’s good right

They are my evil link, we plot and scheme.

by Witnessdeeznutz January 27, 2023

family link

a stupid app that makes kids kill themselves

son; I can't play with my phone!
dad: well to bad you stubborn lil brat I can all I want and you can't! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
son: well then flip you dad I'm Asian so now i have saved up $2,000,000 (a lot more than you're worth btw) so I can bye my own dorm and I won't have rules by YOU! So now I'm leaving and going to learn how to hack Google accounts so I can UNLOCK my phone who's laughing now hauteur which we.
dad: He.. he... he.. BOY YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN JUST SAVE UP TWO MILLION DOLLAS AND GET AWAY WITH IT!? YOU CANT YOU STUPID GUY THAT PUT A SUNFLOWER SEED UP YOUR BUT AND THOUGHT YOU COULD GROW A POOP GRASS FOREST!!!!! CUZ IF SO YOU IS SCREWD SO NOW IM JUST GONNA TAKE YOUR PHONE AND PUT IT UP YOUR 69YR GRANDPAS LAWN MOWER AND THEN ILL SUE YOU AND YOULL BE IN JAIL FOR MORE THAN 200YR AND NOW I WILL GIVE YOU FAMILY PP LINK FOR EVER HUHUHUUHUHUHUHUUHUHUHUHUHUHUUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUUHUHUHUHUHUUUHUHUHUUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH.
son: thee f**k??????

hey I am currently using family link for my child right now

by Lablesss March 7, 2023

blue link baby

a celebrity or well-known person whose parents are rich and/or also famous, with the implication that this person was able to jumpstart their career by way of their family's wealth.

originally used to describe "indie" musicians who had their parent's money to be able to focus on making music and touring instead of worrying about things like rent or bills, but can describe anyone in their respective field.

the term comes from wikipedia, where a person's family lineage and personal life is shared. the child of a well-known family will often have their parents' names in blue links, implying that their family is already wealthy.

Fallout Boy postures itself as a band that got its start as a no-name emo band, but Pete Wentz is a total blue link baby. His great uncle is Colin Powell for fuck's sake.

Bill Gates would have you think that he started his company from his garage but his dad was on the board of directors at Intel. He's just another blue link baby.

by sadfasdfasdfasdf April 15, 2023