cats and kitties

secret way to say ass and titties

That girl had some nice cats and kitties!

by abbagirl January 4, 2018

kitty whip

Cat of 9 tails . a whip with 9 attachable whips with razors. Or ball with spikes.
Like that they beat Jesus with

ALSO
Gorgies play toys

Gorgie? You ready for your kitty whip 😺

by FallinAngelFound September 1, 2019

Kitty Patrol

When you look out your window seeing if there's any homeless cats outside or looking for the homeless cat you feed regularly.

Dude why are you staring out the window?
Don't bother me right now I'm on kitty patrol.

by Juancabeza November 8, 2012

the slippery kitty

The act of lubeing up a cat and throwing it in the air then spreading you ass and hoping it dosent land on your balls

The slippery kitty turned out night into an adventure

by Slippery kitty May 21, 2017

Kitty SnowCaps

Cat turds coated with kitty litter. Fresh one's can be found in the cat litter box.

also known as Kitty Sno-Caps and Kitty Snocaps.

Stupid dogs love to eat kitty snowcaps straight from the litter box.

Mom, the baby is eating kitty snowcaps again.

also

by punkfu December 15, 2011

Shitty kitty

When a male defecates into a syringe, injects his feces into a woman's vagina and proceeds to have vaginal intercourse

Chad: Dude, last night me and Katie did the shitty kitty
Chokama: Bro that's awesome!

by D3ADM1ND January 22, 2022

Burned Kitty

When you scoot your vagina across the carpet too fast.

Dude, my pussy was so itchy I gave myself a burned kitty!

by DegenerateMuffin November 29, 2020