Jerry

A slur to represent someone with extremely bad luck, much worse than anyone you've seen before. Loneliness can also be represented alongside bullshit badluck.

*Man gets run over by 5 vehicles, 2 planes, hit by a satellite and soaked in cat piss all while the Seinfeld theme plays on nearby stereos*
Onlooker 1: Oi mate that's definitely a fockin' Jerry yeh
Onlooker 2: You're American why the fuck are you speaking like that

by Yolo$wagMaster4206969 May 28, 2019

Jerry

Trent Allen

“Man Jackson you and Salisbury are a real couple of Jerries”
Jerry- Trent Allen

by WLBdh February 27, 2020

Uncle Jerry

The poor man that died on September 11th, 2001. He didn't die of what you think he died of, he died of a Viagra overdose.

Uncle Jerry always raped me, but he was the best uncle I've ever seen.

by Drollestmaple03 February 14, 2019

jerry springer

an adjective used to describe a crazy confrontational jealous female

when I bailed on happy hour last week and she saw me tagged on Facebook with another woman, she went all jerry springer on my ass...

by doc SM March 3, 2014

Jerry

That one guy everybody blames.

"Look there he goes.... Jerry."

by Turdman Jones September 3, 2016

jerry

a name for a foolish person and/or a retart; can be an extreme form of the word "stupid"

That jerry over there stacked the cups in b.p. last night!

by gobitrotter October 18, 2008

jorranhaig

When your dick is scarred up from falling off a skateboard

Man i got jorranhaiged when i was small by my little sister

by The L boy's December 22, 2009