A clumsy MI7 desk worker who got promoted to a secret agent after accidentally being indirectly responsible for the deaths of all the actual agents. Johnny is clumsy, careless and impulsive, but his unusually high levels of self-confidence (as well as his sidekick Bough) usually get him out of most his trouble.
A supposed "man for all seasons", he briefly ends up accidentally crowned King of England after all his other attempts at stopping the main villain fail massively.
A supposed "man for all seasons", he briefly ends up accidentally crowned King of England after all his other attempts at stopping the main villain fail massively.
"Johnny English. I'm here to see Pegasus. So, no sense rushing things."
*accidentally throws coat out the window*
*accidentally throws coat out the window*
by UltraHylia January 21, 2022
johnny closet(n)- a slang/ street term originating in the early 1900's meaning restroom or bathroom.
as referenced in "My Name is America: The Journal of Finn Reardon; A Newsie" pg. 5 paragraph 2;
" There are rules against us using the johnny closet".
Now I could be wrong but that's what I gather without too many context clues but hey! it makes sense to me! so here it is raw and real you little poop sharks! I'm going to go smoke some Alaskan Sniperfuck and get the fuck outta this popsicle stand, peace!
as referenced in "My Name is America: The Journal of Finn Reardon; A Newsie" pg. 5 paragraph 2;
" There are rules against us using the johnny closet".
Now I could be wrong but that's what I gather without too many context clues but hey! it makes sense to me! so here it is raw and real you little poop sharks! I'm going to go smoke some Alaskan Sniperfuck and get the fuck outta this popsicle stand, peace!
I went around the corner and realized I had to pee so I turned ran to the johnny closet!
Jorge went to the johnny closet to leak the lizard.
Jorge went to the johnny closet to leak the lizard.
by sir piss pumper September 25, 2013
1. Donald Trump is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a "tragedy."
One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and killed him, that would be a tragedy."
"No," Trump says, "That would be an ACCIDENT."
A girl raises her hand. "If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved... that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explains Trump. "That is what we would call a GREAT LOSS."
The room is silent; none of the other children volunteer.
"What?" asks trump, "Isn't there any one here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally, little johnny in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he says: "If an airplane carrying Donald Trump and his family were blown up by a bomb, THAT would be a tragedy."
"Wonderful!" Trump beams. "Marvelous! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?"
"Well," says little johnny, "because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly would not be a great loss!"
One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and killed him, that would be a tragedy."
"No," Trump says, "That would be an ACCIDENT."
A girl raises her hand. "If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved... that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explains Trump. "That is what we would call a GREAT LOSS."
The room is silent; none of the other children volunteer.
"What?" asks trump, "Isn't there any one here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally, little johnny in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he says: "If an airplane carrying Donald Trump and his family were blown up by a bomb, THAT would be a tragedy."
"Wonderful!" Trump beams. "Marvelous! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?"
"Well," says little johnny, "because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly would not be a great loss!"
by Unidentified_Anomaly_ January 28, 2022
The jokester in the group. Always takes the joke a little too far. He's low-key kind of the glue guy, because everyone else in the friend group likes being around him.
by TryingThisOut November 23, 2021
by cjjazzy December 22, 2020
by Luves2Spooge69 February 12, 2019
Triple Johnny is a ERW Superstar, Triple Johnny debuted in November of 2020. Johnny would go on to win 5 UK Championships. In May of 2020, Triple Johnny fought for the ERW world title but lost. Triple Johnny also won the Money In The Bank Contract in June, but failed to cash it in. Triple Johnny has gotten victories on people such as Kevin Arts.
Triple Johnny has defeated Kevin Arts!
by "The Fiend" Jay Wyatt June 16, 2021