jesus tonight

Exclamation of annoyance when particularly fed up of over explaining something.

Jesus Tonight Shirley...if Ive told you once Ive told you a thousand fucking times!!

by porkchopexpress November 3, 2007

Jessel

jessel is a crazy bitch. she’ll make you do things you have never done before. she’s very fun to be around. she’s beautiful and has a great personality. she gives good advice to her friends.

look at jessels kitty!

by babycharlie18 August 16, 2018

jesus christ monkey balls

term used by officer harris of south park

jesus christ monkey balls that man isnt black, i cant believe i almost framed an innocent rich guy who isnt black!

by tj tomorrow March 7, 2007

Jessica Passant

Yorkshire slang for the female sexual organ. The word comes from firstly the feminine name jessica, originating as jesabelle, a prostitute in the bible. Jessica represents feminity and looseness. Passant is a brand of condoms and in the north, firstly in yorkshire, the full term jessica passant has become a euphanism for a vagina. This allows girls to discuss this body part with other girls without usind crude terminology.

Girl, my jessica passants been out of action for some time, i need a man!

by duvetloversleeper May 17, 2011

Jesus Motherfucking Christ

Pray to Jesus Motherfucking Christ.

Guy 1: Hey bro do you pray to our lord and savior Jesus Motherfucking Christ .
Guy 2: Yea man he's pretty motherfucking dope.

by Casul May 23, 2016

Jesus clout

Using Jesus and religion to gain power and influence while being dope AF

Justin Bieber's pastor Carl Lentz has mad Jesus Clout

by Bridgemeister11 November 12, 2017

Jesika

An incredibly common name with a unique spelling. This "little angel" can be a little devil. Sweetness often hides naughty behaviors.

She is such a Jesika...what a mystery.

by Jesika with a K June 21, 2008