itchypunishbutton pusher

While playing Call of Duty 3 a jackass runs in front of you while your kicking ass and you accidentally Team kill him, which results in the cocksucker punishing you for his stupidity.

Wow we have another itchypunishbutton pusher today, boy i'd like to jam my skin rifle in his eye and fuck him to death.

by GiJerry78 August 7, 2007

Boob itch

A nicer way of calling someone a bitch.

Boob itch back the fuck off.

by Shminkey, Polka-spots, Pimp October 12, 2008

ass itch

An itching of the anus, usually caused by poor hygiene, sometimes the result of inferior toilet paper.

"I had to use the cheap single-ply toilet paper at work and now I have ass itch. "

by Baver April 24, 2014

got dandruff some of its itchin

A term used to replace "god damn son of a bitch" or when trying to refrain from using the lords name in vain!!

that got dandruff some of its itchin is pissin me off!!

by jugatech December 18, 2007

turtle's itching the cotton

When you have to shit so bad it is poking out into your underwear

Uh oh, I better hurry to the toilet, the turtle is itching the cotton!

by chunk a and ba dunka dunk February 23, 2005

itchydou

a bunch of homosexual men getting together drinking alcohol and touching each other

"dude are we getting itchydou tonight?"
"heck yessss ill bring the lube!!!"

by Penis12131231 February 3, 2007

Itchassness

The term "itchassness" is slang term for when you have a bad case of itchy ass. itchassness broke out as a wide-spread epidemic catch phrase, and has been played out, forgot about and played out again throughout the states.

John: "I Gotta bad case of itchassness"

Ronald: "me too, ask your mom if she's into scratchassness, it's right in the crack."

by Chadly McBrix January 14, 2010