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Kick Ass Movie

"Let's steal some shit. Somethin about a ring. Gay guy with dogs. The End"
Man i was watchin that movie,what's the worst that could happen? it gave me a bonerection. uhhh!
by the mello December 29, 2007
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New Hampshire

State home to transplanted Massholes, bigoted Vermonsters, and confused Maniacs. The southern part of the state is overrun by college students whose parents won't pay for them to go to UConn. The northern part of the state has a 20:1 snowmobile to human ratio. The state bird is the purple finch and the state flower is the purple lilac, making New Hampshire high on the list of "Places That Are Gay By Default Alone".
Omigod, Mom and Dad told me I had to go up to New Hampshire to like, get my, like, education! Omigod! Aren't there like, no roads there? Like, I don't think I could live without a Starbucks!
by msFortunate December 14, 2008
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Happer Toesday

Thar graetest dayre oaf yoarne; Happer Toesday ith th' daye foar thou'est houlye enterjectione; Halexandere Grann Belle hath taeken thith holiedae lieke aye telle-if-owne. Weep if thou commemmerste.
Spoilsman: "Yo dat bitch got herr 'n' yo' fo-way like it 'twas Happer Toesday."

Spoolsman: "Aye wille maeke yarr yarne."
by mickrett May 10, 2008
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Hampstand

In a male's apartment/house, the hamper next to the bed that is also used as a makeshift nightstand to put shit on because we don't believe in wasting money on an actual nightstand until a girl comes along and insists that we get one.
"You need to get rid of that hampstand so I don't have to move my phone off it every time you need to put your dirty boxers in it."
by inmyworld9 September 10, 2011
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happier than a 'coon in a roastner patch

happier than a racoon in a patch of roasted corn; extremely happy (appalachian)
He's happier than a 'coon in a roastner patch
by @ibreiden May 16, 2016
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Happily Eye Raped

When a hot girl or boy stares at you intently
Steve was totally stared down by Stacy he was happily eye raped
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Hampster

The incorrect spelling of 'hamster' used by Kim and Khloe Kardashian
Khloe : is it 'hamster' and not 'hamp-ster' all along?
Kim : Is it?! I thought it is 'hampster'
by #asy June 13, 2019
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