Harald Grann

Harald Grann is the best person you will ever meet. He is the best Guitarist, Drummer, Bassist and Pianist
he has a bad backstory but if you get to know him he is the best person in the galaxy

–Wait it's Van Halen i thought he was dead .
– No thats just Harald Grann

Harald Grann by NoahT December 3, 2020

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Harald Grann

Harald Grann is one of the best people in The galaxy. He is probably one of the best Pianist, Guitarist, Drummer and basist in The whole world. And if you get to know him well he will become your wing man.

-Wait is that Van Halen but hes dead?!
- No that's just Harald Grann

Harald Grann by NoahT December 3, 2020

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Harald Grann

Harald Grann is one of the best people in The galaxy. He is probably one of the best Pianist, Guitarist, Drummer and basist in The whole world. And if you get to know him well he will become your wing man.

-Wait is that Van Halen but hes dead?!
- No that's just Harald Grann

Harald Grann by NoahT December 3, 2020

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Harald Grann

Harald Grann is one of the best people in The galaxy. He is probably one of the best Pianist, Guitarist, Drummer and basist in The whole world.

-Wait is that Van Halen but hes dead?!
- No that's just Harald Grann

Harald Grann by NoahT December 3, 2020

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pump granny

A "pump granny" is an elderly or infirm person (esp. a woman) who attempts to promote zero or low value stocks for a TTCM. They accept this as being extremely low paid work & either realize (if they don't have Alzheimer's etc) that they will probably be meeting their maker before the legal system indicts the company & them OR have Alzheimer's & have no clue what their doing.

Michael: My mother works as a pump granny for TTCM, at least I don't have to pay her
Sonny: That's my mother you're talking about!!

pump granny by Sonny Nugent January 25, 2022

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Pump Granny

An older Lady used to hype up product for a company.

Man 1: “Did you see the Pump Granny at the Xbox Event?”
Man 2 : “Yeah, there were loads of Pump Grannies! I bet even my Grandma will buy an Xbox now!”

Pump Granny by The Mayon January 25, 2022

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