Electric Hammer 

When you touch someone or something with your erect penis and it releases static electricity.

I accidentally gave my spouse the electric hammer and now I can only pleasure them after rubbing my stocking feet against a carpeted floor.

Electric Hammer by Sharkshooter February 4, 2016

Jerk hammer 

An asshole who keeps pounding you with useless bullshit. The type of person that is a pest. Societies ingrown toe nail. The idiot you meet at work, on the bus, in line at the supermarket who decides that you need to know everything about them even when you have no desire to.

"That jerk hammer would not shut the fuck up! I didn't even know him and that jerk hammer kept yapping about his sick mother and his noisy neighbors."

Jerk hammer by Billy LaPierre December 25, 2006

ALL PRO COCK HAMMER

When your giant clam basher performs so well that your woman advertises to her friends causing your dance card to be full at all times.

She has a lot of little hottie girlfriends, so I gave her the all pro cock hammer! My phone hasn't stopped ringing !

ALL PRO COCK HAMMER by Uncle Kurtie October 28, 2006

chuukese hammer 

When a man of Micronesian descent slaps his penis on a woman's head or face.

If you really want to degrade a woman, nut and then hit her with the Chuukese Hammer.

chuukese hammer by UnicornTamer December 28, 2016

5 inch hammer

Slapping a woman around the face with your dick, instead of having her suck you off.

She was hot and she was wiling to give me a blowjob, but her breath REALLY smelled, so I 5 inch hammered her.

5 inch hammer by Rozzarunner August 26, 2013

Velvet Hammer

The Velvet Hammer is a women leader or professor who can manage with grace and eloquence and still get things done. She is very tough on her underlings, but fair and brilliant. She is also very beautiful and probably will save/rule the world one day.

Oh man, did you see the requirements for that final paper she has us doing?? That woman is the Velvet Hammer!

Velvet Hammer by Janey D August 7, 2009

bang my hammer 

A subtle way of saying "you turn me on" or "you float my boat". It can also be used in a non-sexual way to describe something that one likes.

"Tay, you bang my hammer."
"Bang my hammer, baby."

bang my hammer by shmorn November 30, 2005