New Hampshire Hedgehog

The act of when a man rubs a ballon on his genitals, making his public hair stand straight up and pointy.

Judy: Why is Mike's wife wearing an eye patch?
Billy: Mike accidentally poked her in the eye with his New Hampshire Hedgehog last night when she was sucking him off.
Judy: Oh my!
Billy: yes.

by Fat Dirty Jew July 31, 2023

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dirty hamish

When your friend comes over and starts flapping your schlong under your desk

My friend came over and we performed the dirty hamish

by townerw August 26, 2024

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Homo Hamas

Homo Hamas is the jewish brother from Garca Hamas. Homo Hamas is living in Israel. 💣

There he is. Homo Hamas.
That is Homo Hamas

by Garca Family January 2, 2024

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Homo Hamas

Homo Hamas is the cosuin of Homo Garca. He has some of the most explosiv boom boom in his garden. So watch out.

"Homo Hamas is the cousin of Homo Garca"
"I want to have sex with you, Homo Hamas"

by hamasgarca January 12, 2024

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New hampshire blanket

When you mix pubes and dryer lint to start a fire

Paul mixes his pubes and lint to make a new hampshire blanket

by panheaddan November 15, 2023

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When a massive, harry, bearded and bald strongman rapes a Palestinian refugee on the hood of a car, if the refugee is bigger then the average Joe, a truck hood can be used. The refugee’s age is not a matter of concern.

That poor refugee just received a raging Dirty Hamas from Eddie Hall.

by ltmn131313 January 3, 2025

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New Hampshire

New Hampshire is a dumb state which likes to slander other states because they’re “DeMoCrAtIc!!!”

They believe in dogshit propaganda from the right all the time and they’re stupid. They believe Massachusetts is as fault for every crime known to man.

*Got into a car crash? IT’S MASS!*
*Amazing weather? NEW HAMPSHIRITE GODS GAVE IT TO US!*

Most New Hampshirites I’ve seen are adamant that their state is better than everyone else’s. They like to glaze their flag like as if it’s the best flag known to man despite it just being the dumb cliche of BLUE BACKGROUND WITH SEAL!!!

Atleast Massachusetts’ flag is unique.

Someone from Massachusetts: “Hello! How’s it going?”

Some Adamant Person from New Hampshire: “YOU SUCK AT EVERYTHING! GO SUCK YOUR DICK AT DRIVING! NEW HAMPSHIRE ON TOPPPPPP!!!”

by Urban Opinions (Not affiliated April 12, 2025

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