Grumph

A muffled sounding fart that has an unusual odour, more akin to a sort of....like a kind of....moggy smull.

Archie did a massive grumph in the Harry Potter shop

by Obi-Wanky Nobi March 26, 2025

Grumpit

The random assortments of food found in a dish, particularly that of a smaller sort.

I'm scooping out all of the grumpits from the salad.

by ladym521 April 26, 2025

Grumpy Milkshake

a hand job given by someone who is in a particularly bad mood.

My girlfriend was in such a bad mood last night but at least she still gave me a Grumpy Milkshake

by BNBears June 9, 2025

Grumpy Stumper

A Poo in the toilet bowl that sinks to the bottom and is sturdy enough to poke through the top of the water.

"Rambo looked into the toilet to discover his creation poking proudly through the bog like an island in the middle of a murky swamp. Thats a sturdy grumpy stumper."

by Exotrine August 1, 2025

GRUMPY LEMLEY

verb - The unfortunate act of farting in the shower so foul that you're forced to wash yourself all over again like you're resetting your entire day.

Bro, I was almost done rinsing off, then pulled a Grumpy Lemley and had to start from scratch.

by The Duke of Disgust August 6, 2025

Grumpty

Grumpty is a state of mind combining an interal grumpiness with an external civility. The act of remaining civil while being grumpy.

I was grumpty when reviewing documents that lacked detail by experts who should have known better and providing revisions in a civil tone.

by Tempest001 August 8, 2025

Grumpicide

Grumpicide is a cover of the popular song “sad” by xxxTentacion that gained traction in the late 2010’s. The exact meaning is unknown of the word, but it likely has to do with an older lad by the name of Grump who is sexy.

“Grumpicide if you’re ever tryna hump Grump”

by Char777 September 13, 2025