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the people who are in charge of our planet.
generally a bunch of unprincipled crooks, but still better than the alternative.
the government lied about where the money was going.
by lalaaa. March 7, 2008
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(britains government) can't run our country right, lent a lot of money 2 sum mexicans who can't pay it back and the whole country is in deep shit, house prices are going down and thousands of homes have been repossed, it's probably going 2 get 2 the point where everyone is living on the streets like hobos then whats the government going 2 do
person1: the government sucks, they are retards 4 lending that much money
person2: damm right ive lost my job because of money issues
person1: we will get them some day
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 22, 2009
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Alaskan Governor

Giving a blow job to a politician to get on in life, as demonstrated by Sarah Palin
I gave my MP an Alaskan Governor inspired by Sarah Palin
by bealfakelesbian September 18, 2009
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govols

N. pronounced like hovels.
The fanatic minions who worship the University of Tennessee football team. Etmy. Derived from the ritual chant often heard emanating from the mouths of the UT Volunteer fans "Go Vols!" 'Vols' of course being short for Volunteers, which is far too many syllables for the average govol. Govols can be detected by their orange paraphernalia, drunken state, lack of respect for humanity, and generally obesity. Govols should be considered marginally dangerous after UT looses, but unless you are in some way crippled you can easily outrun a govol.
Human: Holy crap!, There are giant oranges rolling down the street.
Knoxville, TN resident: No dont worry, there is a football game today, that's just a herd of govols.
by Scott Trowbridge July 8, 2006
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A movement that seeks to abolish the government of the United States and let each state be it's own nation.
by Judge dredd7 October 19, 2011
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govornment

Something that everybody in this everloving brainwashed world continuously complains about but doesn't have the knowledge/intelligence/balls to do anything about.
I hate the govornment, it's taking over our lives!!!
by Erin Conley September 12, 2005
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government

the government is an organization designed to help guide the well being of all people of a country; mainly interested in pursuing the betterment of the country and advancement of its own citizens through growth in technology and the economy...when controlled by the republicans.
however when it is controlled by the democrats: an organization that models its plan after robin hood by taking large masses of money from the hard working upper middle class in the form of taxes and giving it to the undeserving lazy lower class that made several decisions that continuously fucked up their lives to the point where they now live off of the higher taxes of the wealthier and harder working.
republican- lets spend government collected money on furthering education so everyone can learn and have an equal chance at a future without poverty

democrat- screw edukachon, i be needin mo' food stamps. edukachon aint never got me no where an' it aint worth shit. the rich people are the only ones who be gettin edukachon round here. public schools be to racist and dont help
by republicansqueaks21 January 7, 2008
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