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smack gooey

Ex. I smack gooey so hard I hit the ceiling with goo.
by Ummm words Arw worgs November 9, 2023
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Getting gooned

Getting gooned: To be legally “kidnapped” by 2 or more men/women (goons) working for a company your parent/guardian hired to take you to various forms of treatment centers (torture facilities).
1: “Hey, did you see the new kid? Looks like he got his shit rocked! Tough little son of a bitch
2: “Yeah. Guy didn’t know he was getting gooned at first so he swung on the first goon. He tried to catch his punch but the kid slipped and ended up hitting his head pretty hard.”
1: “What a fucking idiot!”
by Fuckmormoms November 17, 2023
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Roblox Gooner

A term used for roblox sex addicts, Usually consisting of 12-50 year olds.

There are many variations of such but it can only be dumb downed to OD'ing and Roblox sex

These can be found all over the platform and pretty much any roleplay/hangout game you play has at least 1 per server.

They can be easily identified if a person is wearing something like thigh highs or body suits.
The Roblox gooners were notorious for their relentless trolling and disruptive behavior within roblox.
by Wocky_ March 2, 2024
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Chinese Gooner Trap

When two guys share a Chinese finger trap and take turns jerking each other off.
Mason and I just tried the Chinese Gooner Trap, man was it amazing.
by GamerTaxFraud March 7, 2024
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mid goosey

you are one fine slobbering, mouth watering, pussy popping specimen
"your a mid goosey 😉"
by TEIZAI March 20, 2024
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Book Gooner

A person with a porn addiction who reads books with sexually explicit themes, normally of Sexual assault and other atrocious sexual acts. With books such as 50 shades of grey and Haunting Adeline
Person 1: ''I like books with Borderline SA, Abusive BDSM relationships and massive age gaps!''
Person 2 ''that's disgusting you fucking book gooner''
by mreow :3 March 23, 2024
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certified gooner

a certified gooner is someone that is open about their addiction to gooning and prolbably has a 30 hour streak of gooning to pornography on the weekend. this person is so down bad for the hub that they even watch it in school, at home, in the car, and more. this person will stay a virgin forever if they do not quit their gooning soon, before it is too late.
Gooner: dude I just stayed up all day over the weekend watching some Angela white and jonny sins going at it
random civil person: 'dials 911' there is a certified gooner on the streets terrorizing the public send help
by himolton April 22, 2024
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