Goochie

A rotten/dirty pussy

Last night when i waz ready to freak her she said straight she had a goochie.

by 4evaghetto December 30, 2004

Gooch

To hang out or chill with someone or a group of people

A facebook status: "Goochin with the crew"

Texting a friend: "You wanna gooch tonight?"
"You trying to gooch tonight"

Calling someone:
Mike: "What you doing?"
Joe: "Nuttin, goochin with Don and Billy"

by Don Chulo November 26, 2009

gooch

Gooch is a term that is used by stupid people who have learned it from the show, "Jackass." As the brilliant people on Jackass were talking about a piercing located between the testicles and anus, the moronic crew referred to it as a "Gooch." That created the obvious chain reaction of every dumb teen and frat boy thinking it was hilarious, and thus referring to it as such. Unfortunately, for these dim-witted neanderthals, it is pronounced, "GEESH" and spelled, "Guiche."

A similar example would be when someone asks, "how long did it take you to gauge that?" You cannot use, "gauge" in this way. The proper term would be, "stretch."

Idiot: "Dude, did you see that photo online? That guy had his gooch pierced."

Intelligent: "That would be a Guiche piercing. It's pronounced, 'GEESH.' 'Gee' sounds like, 'key.' God, I fucking hate you."

by ihateeverypersonever April 30, 2009

goochin

the act of wiping one's hand between his rectum and gonads after a workout and wiping your scrotal sweat on anothers face.

Ah dude, he went goochin after lifting the other day and got her in the face with his slimy hand.

by Cooter Pooter May 28, 2009

Gooch Rip

A name for human female genitalia.

Invented by the wordsmiths Jack Sachs and Danny Rodgers in 2009

"Dude, theres no Gooch rip at this party!"

by soliu Fried May 14, 2009

GONCH

A Gonch is a huge heavy gut on a male aged between 20-60 who drink way to much beer, dodge salads and do fuck all anything physical, they love sitting on the couch demolishing cans of VB, tooheys or cartlon while getting abused by their female counterparty.

Have you seen Davo latly? He has a deadset gonch! Fuckn he needs to let some air out of that front tire ASAP or he might become a fukn circle, they recon he smashs 4 garlos pies a day

by Mac dad May 1, 2020

gooch

1. The skin between the asshole and the nut sack
2. Pulling the skin called "the gooch"

When the wrestiling team was showering some guy came up behind me and gave me a gooch.

by MattyDaddy February 7, 2003