granny hopping

when you go round all your mate's sexy grandma's and have a nice cup of tea and biscuits

"can't tonight mate, going granny hopping"

by the ultimate granny hopper November 2, 2022

Granny Grip

A mysteriously powerful, borderline terrifying pelvic squeeze that feels like it’s trying to crush your soul and your junk—often from someone much older than expected.

I thought it’d be casual, but she hit me with the granny grip and I saw my ancestors.

by Spaghetti Pencil June 14, 2025

Granny Flaps

extremely saggy pussy flaps, specific belonging to grannies

"Oi nanna let me cop a feel of those Granny Flaps"

by [bj] JackMehoff September 25, 2019

ur granny tranny

By far the worst thing a person can say to you

Marco:"ur granny tranny"

*Mars implodes*

by Stodick March 14, 2018

granny hips

Rigid inflexible hips from not doing any athletic activities

You need to get your ass to the floor when you squat because right now with those granny hips your squats look like s***

by Gavi75 January 22, 2018

Granny Katie

A granny Katie is some teen who just has that granny style and is typically the mom of the group. The biggest clue to the granny style is the metal from oldish looking glasses.

Person: Yooo did u see their new glasses, they are such a granny Katie

by Istg all names are in use November 20, 2021

granny shitter

A term for people who manage to cover walls of public toilets in feces.

"Better close the washroom and get the cleaning cart, we've just had a granny shitter."

by Fastfood Lars October 25, 2020