DEATH-ON-A-BEACH ( Florida )

A city in Florida ( Volusia County )
officially known as Daytona Beach.
Motor vehicles can be parked and driven on the beach. This has resulted in serious injury and even death for sunbathers and frolicking children.

A British family on holiday went to Daytona Beach and their 4 year old little girl was run over by a car.
All she did was innocently run a few steps from her family on March 20, 2010. This has happened before.
From now on it will be known as

DEATH-ON-A-BEACH ( Florida )

DEATH-ON-A-BEACH ( Florida ) by Rav Steven March 23, 2010

Turned All Florida

A special type of insane state one reaches that it can be only compared to the three ringed circus state of Florida. A state where meth heads, dopers, rednecks and weirdos are involved in all kinds of nonsense that become internet comedic gold. This special deranged state usually includes a mixture of elements including drugs, drinking, destruction, arrest, nudity, and some sort of sexual deviance with an inanimate object or wild animal.

Dude- "What in the shit happened to JD!?!? He drank 6 shots of Tequilia, smoked some PCP, then crashed his Ford F-250 into a Denny's and was arrested naked attempting to sodomize an inflatable alligator!"

Chick-"Sweet Jesus, he turned all Florida on us. There's no turning back once you break that seal."

Florida insanity alligator drugs booze rednecks weirdos beastiality

Turned All Florida by Furiosa the Accursed June 10, 2016

see straight to Florida

An English language slang term of American origin describing the ability to see someone's genitals.

"It was like steel, not steel, but hard plastic, and if you stood behind me you could see straight to Florida. You'll have to ask Boba Fett about that."
- Carrie Fisher (1956-2016), the actress who played Princess Leia in the "Star Wars" saga, talking about the Slave Leia Bikini from "Star Wars: Episode VI: Return of the Jedi"

see straight to Florida by Chief of the Okhrana October 9, 2019

Jack and kill, florida 

Alternate name for jacksonville, fl. Known for extremely high crime and murder rates.

Dude, another person got shot on the north side. Just another day in good old jack and kill, florida.

Jack and kill, florida by duval_cracka March 17, 2011

South Florida

Metro area in extreme southeast Florida; the most populated urban area in the state, it stretches roughly 100 miles from Palm Beach County in the north to Miami-Dade County in the south, with about 5.4 million year-round residents. All 3 counties are incredibly densely populated because development is limited to a thin strip of land between the Atlantic Ocean and the Everglades. Miami is the largest city in South Florida; other important cities include Miami Beach, Fort Lauderdale, Hollywood, Boca Raton, and West Palm Beach. Generally disliked/hated on by the rest of the state for a variety of reasons, some logical (crime, high housing costs, bad schools, sprawl, rude drivers) and others not so logical (high levels of racial diversity, blend of cultures, pro-growth attitude, general wealth/prosperity). Demographically not that much different from a city of the Northeast (except for Miami-Dade, which has majority foreign influences), it is the most "northern" of the state's metro areas and basically the entire opposite of the Florida Panhandle. Major center for tourism, trade, finance, business, and international commerce.

He's going to spend Spring Break in South Florida. Wanna come?

(Typical Panhandle resident): South Florida is a wicked, atheist-filled garbage dump.

(Weather announcer) Today's January forecast for the greater South Florida area calls for cloudy skies and high temperatures in the 80's.

South Florida by A_Floridian December 9, 2008

South Florida Math 

The type of math use by the criminal underworld to describe the sizes packages that narcotics may come in. Notabably used in South Florida cities such as Miami.

For example there are 28 grams in a ounce and 2.2 pounds in a "Key" kilo. Hence South Florida Math

South Florida Math by Cpt. FeelGood September 13, 2012

driving florida style 

The act of driving without head or taillights at night time regardless of what state or province one is in. The term originates from South Florida where tourists enjoy driving around at night without headlights or taillights; and also in the Atlanta Metro area, where lots of rental cars have Florida plates.

Driver: Look at that Corolla with the FL plates!

Passenger: Whoa, they don't have their lights on!

Driver: They are totally driving Florida style down the 405!

driving florida style by ausxau June 20, 2017