A crack head and tweaker shit hole town located in central Florida. All the bitches are fat and ugly asf and 90% of em are missing their teeth. The police here are absolute pussies they’d rather send a full ass swat team on teenagers smoking weed but let these absolute crazy meth heads run all over the place. The food here is ight but everything closes at 5. It’s also hot as hell here. Here are some typical leesburg quotes I provided as example
“Dude you gotta try brick n barell their food slaps! They only charge 40 for a cold ass burger!”
“Time to flex my beat up ass chipped 1980s pickup around Venetian”
“Gimme a fuckin lighter right now!”
Welcome to Leesburg Florida
“Time to flex my beat up ass chipped 1980s pickup around Venetian”
“Gimme a fuckin lighter right now!”
Welcome to Leesburg Florida
by Ax1459 April 2, 2025
Get the Leesburg Floridamug. A family-friendly way of expressing contempt for the Toronto Maple Leafs. This is akin to saying “Leafs Suck.”
“WE WANT FLORIDA” originated in the 2023 Stanley Cup Playoffs. Shortly after the Toronto Maple Leafs finally won a playoff series (since god knows when), childish Leaf fans were yelling “We Want Florida”, really wishing their next opponent to be the lower seeded Florida Panthers instead of the Boston Bruins (due to PTSD from 2013, 2018, 2019). Turns out Leaf Fans got exactly what they wanted…at an embarrasing cost. The Florida Panthers would quickly take a 3-0 series lead, where their fans would mockingly chant “WE WANT FLORIDA”. Florida would eventually choke the Leafs out of the series 4-1 in Toronto (with their veteran Radko Gudas professionally screaming into the Leafs Goaltender’s Face), and Panther’s forward Matthew Tkachuk would comment how happy he was to not hear many “We want Florida” chants by leaf fans.
by Nolan Griffin April 19, 2024
Get the WE WANT FLORIDAmug. Diamonds that are so clear they’re like Florida water, usually resulting in them being of higher value. 💎
‘Ever since I got my 2019 Richard Mille, people put respect on my name - must be that Florida water’
Or (as said by rapper Gunna in the FN Meka song “Florida Water”):
“Two tone AP, presidential Rolex (Florida water)”
“If you couldn’t tell, this a white Cuban link on my chest (Florida water)”
“Florida Water, when your carat clarity they treat you with respect”
Or (as said by rapper Gunna in the FN Meka song “Florida Water”):
“Two tone AP, presidential Rolex (Florida water)”
“If you couldn’t tell, this a white Cuban link on my chest (Florida water)”
“Florida Water, when your carat clarity they treat you with respect”
by 27floors August 8, 2022
Get the Florida Watermug. A Florida Mudslide is anal where the partner has a dirty rectum or a swamp ass straight from the Florida bayou.
Chapo: That girl looked pretty hot last night did you bang?
Gareth: It all went so well at first but she had a Florida Mudslide thing going on.
Gareth: It all went so well at first but she had a Florida Mudslide thing going on.
by GBlaidd November 5, 2021
Get the Florida Mudslidemug. Put cookies on a tray, then the tray on the dashboard and say "the cookies are done when the baby stops screaming."
by EhmJay69 October 18, 2019
Get the Florida bakingmug. by IntergalactalEnergy April 6, 2023
Get the Floridamug. by Artisticallyholly November 16, 2022
Get the Floridaingmug.