flabam

The act of opening a present to only find your dog shooting poop right into your mouth. Other variations might include pooping in someone's mouth or flinging fecal matter at a person's face or mouth.

person 1-I'm gonna steal your dog and flabam you for christmas.

person 2- I don't want poop in my mouth for christmas!

by Sam Ds May 17, 2008

flabber

Use the flabber word in an example sentence

by Bleh September 8, 2003

flabberbabbalabbablabbydick

a real dumass who babbles way too much incomprehensible gibberish.

ok, i understand the groupies, but who invited the flabberbabbalabbablabbydick sound guy?!!

by Freeko Zoidle February 17, 2008

Flabongo

A beer-bong made from a Flamingo lawn ornament, sometimes bought online. Seen almost exclusively at state schools and usually in the hands of lightweights who only think they know how to throw down.

"Hey, I don't know how to shotgun a beer, wanna use this flabongo instead?" - SS

"Man, you a cracka' ass fool. Get the fuck out." - PS

by Real_Men_Shotgun May 8, 2010

flabbertygasted

a state of udder whore and disbelief

That bitch lesley69 bohemian tried to run me over with her tractor; it made me so flabbertygasted!

by Lil Ol' Linds February 16, 2004

flabalanche

when your fat roll jostles. bystanders beware..

As she danced in her low rise jeans, a flabalanche occured harming those nearby.

by buhdog September 28, 2008

flabia

an extraordinary coffee/tea making machine that exudes fabulous aromas and creamy toppings.

Would you like some hot coco with a creamy topping fresh from my Flabia?

by B_B January 11, 2008