The act of opening a present to only find your dog shooting poop right into your mouth. Other variations might include pooping in someone's mouth or flinging fecal matter at a person's face or mouth.
person 1-I'm gonna steal your dog and flabam you for christmas.
person 2- I don't want poop in my mouth for christmas!
person 2- I don't want poop in my mouth for christmas!
by Sam Ds May 17, 2008