To take an extremely large and odorous shit while grunting profusely. Diarrhea does not count. A continuous terd is preferred. The more it is shaped like a fish the better.
What was that awful noise in the bathroom?
Oh, I ate at Taco Bell and when I got home I had to release a Grunt Fish.
Oh, I ate at Taco Bell and when I got home I had to release a Grunt Fish.
by Head$hot January 12, 2009
A rural manner of suggesting the rarity of something by using a nonexistent figment of the imagination to do so.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019
by the cliford December 06, 2006
Hey man, why don't you take a fishing trip down to that Latin Mass parish and find yourself a nice trad girl?
by KillerBill May 18, 2021
To dig with one's tongue in the orifice (i.e. nostril, ear canal, anus, pee hole, etc.) of a Greek person in search of Feta cheese.
Constantinopilus: What the f*** is your tongue doing in my asshole?
Natalie: Obviously I'm Feta fishing, but all I've found in here is Swiss and Brie. Are you sure you're Greek?
Natalie: Obviously I'm Feta fishing, but all I've found in here is Swiss and Brie. Are you sure you're Greek?
by Hesaid123 September 07, 2011
a fish that produces a nearly parallel, nearly monochromatic, and coherent beam of light by exciting atoms to a higher energy level and causing them to radiate their energy in phase.
TOM:
"That fish just emitted a nearly parallel, nearly monochromatic, and coherent beam of light by exciting atoms to a higher energy level and causing them to radiate their energy in phase."
PHIL:
"That's because it's a laser fish, dummy."
"That fish just emitted a nearly parallel, nearly monochromatic, and coherent beam of light by exciting atoms to a higher energy level and causing them to radiate their energy in phase."
PHIL:
"That's because it's a laser fish, dummy."
by Pierce Hite February 01, 2008
The small hanging trash reserved for soiled feminine napkins and tampons. Located in public restrooms and named for its stench.
by toobunnilicious September 26, 2006