FAVS

Fancy Ass Varsity Swimmers - Varsity Swimmers that believe that their position as an athlete makes them better than good old regular folk and because they are superior beings, it is unacceptable to allow lesser people and athletes to receive the same treatment and privileges that they do.

The FAVS laughed at the club swimmers when they had to leave the pool because the varsity team needed to practice.

The club athletes tried to eat in the same dining hall as the FAVS but were removed on sight.

by GORF May 2, 2012

faviola

sex.

I want to faviola you.

by Mr. Brain April 5, 2010

Favian softie

A measurement tool wielded by all Favians comprised of a usually flaccid penis. One Favian softie, usually a length measurement of a meager 3 inches, can also measure time, volume, and mass depending on the context. It is recognized as a standard unit of measurement throughout North America. The term was originally coined in Montreal, Canada.

Guy #1: How tall do ya reckon that building is man?
Guy #2: I don't know in feet or stories..but if I had to say...it's about 1.7 million Favian softies.
Guy #1: Flaccid or fully erect?
Guy #2: All the way, babe
Guy #1: WHOA!! That's quite tall!

by Rinkifer Dink December 14, 2010

Brett Favre

Running at a partner, and leaping so that your crotch is in the face of your partner, essentially teabagging your partner's face, a la one of Brett Favre's touchdown celebrations.

3rd and 8 from the 22...Brett Favre, drops back, looks left, a throw to the back of the end zone.....AND DRIVER HAS IT! Favre leaps into the face of his offensive lineman!

by BSH2MSU October 23, 2007

food for favors

When a girl does sexual favors in return for food. Usually a skinny girl who is not allowed to eat that much.

Jane founded our town's chapter of Food for favors by sucking some guy's dick for a slice of pizza.

by STI March 14, 2005

party favor

Chicks who think about sex the same way guys do at parties.

Where can I meet those two party favors, Jennifer and Wendy?

by Monster Me! June 29, 2005

Brett Favre

a once great football player for the green bay packers. he is now a minnesota viqueen(viking). he is also very indeciesive. thats why the packers gave up on him and took aaron rodgers. i was ok with him on the jets in 2008 but not on the vikings. WHAT THE FUCK BRETT?

i saw Brett Favre get his ass whooped by the packers the other day.

by 'brett' favre November 1, 2009