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New Farm Mum

A New Farm Mum, or as the south side of Brisbane calls them, a Bulimba Mum, is a mother who naturally marries a young man, bound to be successful. These mother's drive range rovers, give their children posh names and send them to either All Hallow’s School or St. Joseph’s College, Gregory Terrace. The name "New Farm” comes from the north side suburb of New Farm, in Brisbane, Queensland, Australia. The suburb is believed to be the wealthiest in the north side, and hence, is associated with these wealthy mothers. Although these mothers are thought to be privileged, the public perception on them is slowly changing to one of respect. Many believe these mothers are solely responsible for creating and raising the elite and aristocracy of Australia, and therefore, are responsible for creating the bright future Australia is bound to have. A New Farm Mum is an insult and a compliment at the same time.
She is such a New Farm Mum.

Oh, nah yeah, my mum is a total New Farm Mum.

What’s my chosen career path? Well obviously a New Farm Mum.
by That Scoalable Guy November 28, 2018
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Hickory Farm

When a man recieves oral sex while having a yeast infection. The name comes from tge Hickory Farms sausage and cheese gift packs.
she gave me a hickory farm last night.
by alternate account December 15, 2018
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Shealwall farm

The almighty shell of the being where the pathetic slightly autistic angus lurked he will touch your mother but only with his fingers because his peen is -1 inch
I live at shealwall farm
by Ryan mcGregor January 16, 2019
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halo farm chocolate milk

Chocolate milk with the consistency and taste of mud water.
Person 1: Man, Jacob drinks copious amounts of mud water
Person 2: No that's halo farm chocolate milk
Person 1: They mean the same thing
Person 2: You right
by Failedwhisper June 20, 2019
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Foster Farm

A place where foster children are used only for that sweet sweet government money
“Why’d you move here?”

“Im in that foster farm on 3rd”
by JankyBoi September 16, 2019
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Fill Farm

The act of removing good fill players from the online gaming fill pool. This results in a degrading of the online gaming fill pool.
That isn't cool my bro's! You Fill Farmed all of the fill and I cannot find any good players.
Or in modern English..

Yaw braa that ain't kool ya Fill Farmed all tha fill.
by Norristhegreat October 21, 2019
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Fat farm

A place to go, where you lose all you're fat, and regain you're physical and mental health.
Drew's returned from the fat farm. He's a new man.
by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 29, 2019
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