During the act of sexual intercorse where something doesn't go right, e.g. inability to ejaculate.
also used in internet games (such as counter-strike) when you die epically.
Antonym: Epic Win
also used in internet games (such as counter-strike) when you die epically.
Antonym: Epic Win
Judy: Hey, why aren't you ejaculating?
Jeff: I can't...
Judy: Epic Fail!
(probably not how it would come about)
Jeff: I can't...
Judy: Epic Fail!
(probably not how it would come about)
by Bug nut Ronface August 20, 2009
Get the Epic Fail mug.The process of which a person attempts to do something - however the laws of physics make it impossible, thus causing the person to fail.
Physics Fail example:
1. Throwing a balloon at someone, but its stops strait after thowing it... epic fail
2. Throwing a computer mouse and expecting the wire to act as elastict - bringing the mouse back to your hand (impossible and the mouse slams of the desk)
3. (In The Other Guys) Samual Jackson and The Rock aim for a bush but plumit to the pavement.
1. Throwing a balloon at someone, but its stops strait after thowing it... epic fail
2. Throwing a computer mouse and expecting the wire to act as elastict - bringing the mouse back to your hand (impossible and the mouse slams of the desk)
3. (In The Other Guys) Samual Jackson and The Rock aim for a bush but plumit to the pavement.
by corbane November 3, 2010
Get the Physics Fail mug.When a computer does not restart or come out of hibernation but instead hangs in a state without a display
by Odin Overland July 22, 2011
Get the Funky-Hibernate-Sleep-Fail mug.A level of fail equal to or greater than a deterant to your swagger inflicted by the conditions of the country of Lebanon. This fail trump all other fails, including the "epic" fail and can be experienced anywhere in the world.
I really wanted to watch that you tube video, but the internet Lebanon failed on me.
I definitely had 24 kills in Modern Warfare 2 but then the power went out mid-match. Lebanon Fail.
I definitely had 24 kills in Modern Warfare 2 but then the power went out mid-match. Lebanon Fail.
by LebanonFailure January 21, 2010
Get the Lebanon Fail mug.General definition - Anti-causality. When the desired or expected effect is the only effect NOT achieved by any given cause, this is EPIC FAIL.
Definition as it pertains to Relativity - Failure so monumental in scale that it has the possibility to rupture the space-time continuum by fracturing the light-cone at the point between the causal past and causal present boundaries because there is no possible way the cause could precede any effect within the same spatial reference frame of the observer.
Definition you're most likely to understand - The result of the physical union of your parents.
Definition as it pertains to Relativity - Failure so monumental in scale that it has the possibility to rupture the space-time continuum by fracturing the light-cone at the point between the causal past and causal present boundaries because there is no possible way the cause could precede any effect within the same spatial reference frame of the observer.
Definition you're most likely to understand - The result of the physical union of your parents.
Bob: "I posted my music on myspace because I wanted to be appreciated by the masses"
Greg: "Oh yeah? What happened?"
Bob: "Turns out my music makes people's ears fall off"
Greg: "Epic fail, no cookie for you!"
Following this conversation, the universe folds in on itself and is oblitera
Greg: "Oh yeah? What happened?"
Bob: "Turns out my music makes people's ears fall off"
Greg: "Epic fail, no cookie for you!"
Following this conversation, the universe folds in on itself and is oblitera
by Theydrick February 21, 2009
Get the epic fail mug.A turd, that by itself, is large enough to clog the toilet without the use of paper, possibly needing to be broken up with plunger etc.
"I took a mean dump this morning. I had to poke at it with a plunger until it went down. That shit was just too big to fail"
by joshuajdickerson April 19, 2009
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However bad a fail is, you do NOT say "epic fail" in reality, it makes you sound like a total douche.
However bad a fail is, you do NOT say "epic fail" in reality, it makes you sound like a total douche.
by Anonynoose February 27, 2009
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