Absent Father

Prominent figure in an African American home

The truth about Jamal is he had an Absent Father

by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019

willing father

A small group of wierd guys that actually want a kid as opposed to being to forced to have one by a bitch.

John just didn't want to fuck but actually wanted the time and money wasting responsibility of having a smelly kid to raise.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 26, 2003

Reverend Father

In the Catholic Church, you are supposed to call the Priest "Father" even though he most certainly is NOT a father since he is required to be celibate.

Do you have any NATURAL children, Reverend Father?

Of course not! Why would you wonder that?

by Noel Manson January 18, 2007

Mother Father Fucker

1. A Mother Father fucker is similar to a mother fucker. A mother fucker is someone who fucks your mother. A Mother father fucker is someone who not only fucks your mother but he fucks your father too. He may, or may not be Bisexual.

Shit! My mom and dad both have herpes! There must of been a mother father fucker loose!

by burning potato August 14, 2015

father fishbowl

one motherfucker of a fishbowl!

i don't think theyre ready for father fishbowl

by adam stalnaker November 7, 2005

How's your father been

A cover up for the act of sexual activity.
eg: Want a bit of how's your father been?
Also what the name suggests.

eg: Want a bit of how's your father been?

by mattbhere October 22, 2008

I am your father

response to a really clished line, usually breaking someone's hopes of putting a cool line in to the conversation.

-Guys i know we can do it! If at first you dont succeed, try try again!
-yeah, and i am your father

by Herr Hausen September 24, 2005