Congestion Errection

When a sneeze gives you a boner

I rushed to the bathroom after getting a congestion errection

by Get away dad! April 1, 2019

Post Election Depression

A new disorder whereby the losing candidate of the election experiences deep depression, grieving, mental anguish, anger, hysteria, disbelief, and in some extreme cases suicidal depression or homicidal tendencies and physical assault directed towards the winning candidates, their party and its members.

Candidate Shane Bloke dived deep into Post Election Depression soon after losing the local government elections.

by Facetious is me April 22, 2020

Spicy Election

An all-encompassing term for political activism that stokes or is stoked by civil unrest. It often involves violence or destruction. It encompasses revolutionary actions such as protest, riots, rebellion, and escalations up to civil war. This is counter to the democratic process of election, in which the people of a nation peacefully decide the direction of its rule.

The Haitian Revolution had a number of spicy elections on the road to independence.

by Yaksisoba_the_goat September 4, 2020

2020 Election Cycle Shot

A reversed engineered tequila shot meant to make you physically feel (relief from?) the year 2020 and the American Presidential election cycle.

1. Snort Salt

2. Take the tequila shot

3. Squirt the lime into your open eyes

This will help fight COVID-19 as well as give you a distraction from American politics.

Steve: Man, this year is shit

Terri: Here, take this 2020 Election Cycle shot to distract you from it all

Steve: *takes shot as intended*

Steve: *can no longer be bothered by 2020 for a moment*

Steve: Thank you but please put it in reverse, Terri
Terri: *scooters into danger*

by Pibbs18 November 3, 2020

Fraudulent Election Vote

A vote made for someone who isn't Donald Trump

That vote is totally a Fraudulent Election Vote, you can tell by the fact that it isn't a vote for Trump

by topsailpolitics November 7, 2020

Runoff election

A good name for an election, since the winner gets to run off with the money.

This year a black guy and Jew get to do the same thing thousands of WASP's did before them, run off with the money after the runoff election. Everybody seems to make a big deal of it, the same way they would do if it was a transvestite who started life as a female Christian then converted to Islam and had a sex change in his/her/it's 20's.

by Solid Mantis January 15, 2021

1 emrection

when ur friend emily is so fucking obsessed with harry styles all she does is talk and post about him.

*emily posts harry styles edit on snap*
“damn she’s having a 1 emrection moment!”

by whoaskedurat April 8, 2021