Golden Douche

peeing into a womans vagina

joe gave katrina a golden douche

by JL August 21, 2003

Twinkle Douche

Someone who is lower on the high school food chain and gets picked on by the basketball team.
Heard in the movie 17 Again.

Nerd sitting alone at the table
Jock: Hey Twinkle Douche!
*Throws basketball at nerd's head.*

by ZacEffron'sGirlfriend April 14, 2009

douchebag index

The douchebag index (DBI) is a statistic that yields the number of days since a person last bathed. It is found by multiplying the number of visible tattoos (VT) by the number of missing teeth (MT).

DBI = VT X MT

This dude's douchebag index is 27, meaning that he hasn't bathed in about four weeks. He has nine gross tattoos and three missing teeth.

by Duckbutt January 9, 2008

douchebagasaurus

The epitome of a douche. You know those people who are generally so retarded that you just want to have a 1000 pound hand so you can crush their face over and over again.

Unknown A: "dude what're you scared?"
Unknown B: "I just owned you?"
Unknown A: "yeah you're scared"
Unknown B: "lawl fuckin' douchebagasaurus"

by CheekyMoore January 14, 2008

Doucheasaurs Rex

Someone who is a mega douche. someone exhibiting excessive douchiness.

Dude, quit being a doucheasaurs Rex.

by Jess Ski October 21, 2008

posh douche

a well-dressed douche bag

Todd is a posh douche

by Will Craig 2 December 22, 2008

Halo douche

One who thinks Halo 3 is the Second Coming.

Guy 1: I got a preview copy of Halo 3 and beat it weeks ago and yet I still stood in line to get one of the first copies off the shelf. I will OWN you online in multiplayer.

Guy 2: Stop being such a Halo douche, you dumb fuck.

by shite disturber October 9, 2007