drunk by proxy 

Acting drunk despite being sober due to the fact that your friends have been drinking, usually dancing/singing along to music that you dislike etc.

Comes with the unfortunate side effect of being able to remember the events the following morning.

Dude, why were you dancing last night, I thought you hated that music" "Yeah, normally I do, but I was drunk by proxy. I did some pretty embarrassing stuff

drunk by proxy by Darkara42 June 2, 2010

Drunk Us Up! 

A combination of "Hook us up!" and "Get us Drunk!"

Used when getting a local to show you the popular drinking spots their specific town/city has to offer.

Visiting my friend Devin in Vermont:
Me: You gonna Drunk us up!?
Devin: Fuck yea Man, I know the best bars in town!
Me: Sounds like it's time to fuckin' RAGE!

Drunk Us Up! by Sir Francis Pedro August 19, 2010

Drunk Junk

When you are so intoxicated you are unable to get an erection.

Wife: "Don't drink too much tonight. I wanna have sex later, and I don't want you having drunk junk"

Drunk Junk by Hoch March 11, 2011

Drunk Ass 

When a girl is so drunk that she will only moon someone if she is near-blackout drunk.

Sarah was so drunk ass last night she actually mooned Steve.

Drunk Ass by slangmang October 1, 2012

drunk dialing 

Calling people you really shouldn't be talking to when you are drunk!

P was drunk dialing Alex that night...

drunk dialing by manicpanicd January 30, 2008

Drunk Text Rule

If at any point when you are intoxicated and feel the overwhelming urge to text anyone else, text a bro and he (and in very few cases she) will play along with any absurd trains of thought you might have while at the same time preventing you from doing anything too stupid... Like drunk texting.

Jack: You partying tonight?
Brandon: No, I have class in the morning.
Jack: May I invoke the Drunk Text Rule?
Brandon: I'll allow it.

Drunk Text Rule by BroncoTheIdahoan February 12, 2012

drunk-a-lunk 

n. a word used to describe a person who is extremely intoxicated; someone who is acting stupid do to too much alcohol or not enough

this term is often used when a person is drunk and emotional. resulting in verbal stupidity.

person 1: stumbling/swaggering why don't you like me? you don't like me? why aren't we friends?

person 2: whatever you're just a drunk-a-lunk

drunk-a-lunk by attributed to jp October 10, 2006